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SergioRamas(Thu Jul 3 20:55:47 EDT 2008)Hi G'night torrbacom(Wed Jun 11 02:05:09 EDT 2008)Открыт новый торрент-трекер torrba.com - у нас можно скачать любых жанров фильмы, музыку, игры,программы, книги, аудиокниги, комиксы и многое другое. Такжа принимаем заявки на поиск информации!Заходите к нам, мы всегда Вам рады!!!С уважением администрация torrba.com Allison(Tue Jun 10 13:53:37 EDT 2008)Hey allison(Tue Jun 10 13:53:11 EDT 2008)Kazelnkb(Sat May 24 14:42:37 EDT 2008)Hi webmaster! Kazelxir(Sat May 24 14:40:22 EDT 2008)Hi webmaster! Rachael(Sun Apr 27 00:27:12 EDT 2008)Sean! (yes, exclamation point intended) I met your father today. Apparantly you're coming here tomorrow (here being Alhambra- never knew the place existed until my g'ma moved here --- who you may meet tomorrow). I'm sorry to have missed meeting you. I enjoyed meeting your dad, he's great company! Enjoy your visit - I forget where you're coming from, but the weather is better than Idaho (in case you're curious) --- we do have a comedy club in Boise, you should book it. Rachael Alterthe girl who drank all you dad's brandy.P.S.I asked my grandma if I should send this email, and she approved. Goodnight. Wendy Warren(Sat Apr 19 22:16:46 EDT 2008)SAW 4/18 IN SARASOTA,FL I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED SO MUCH!!!! THANKS Pharm87(Thu Apr 17 15:35:14 EDT 2008)Very nice site! Karen Schlatter(Sat Mar 1 14:24:55 EST 2008)Hi Sean, I hear your songs on the radio all the time on the "JONES and CRANE" show in Sarasota.Great stuff! Just want to know when you will be in the Sarasota/Bradenton area. SOON I HOPE! Thanks Karen John(Mon Feb 25 23:00:04 EST 2008)Hey Sean,love your stuff! Wanted to let you know you need to update your Radio show list..Tim and Mark of KDKB 93.3 Phoenix, Az are gone..it's J.R. & Mary now..I don't listen much any more..they can't touch Tim and Mark, alas! Anyway, heard you when you were there a couple of years ago. Keep up the fun,funny stuff! JERRY(Mon Jan 21 19:27:17 EST 2008)When is the next time will you be in the Northeast PA Area (Wilkes Barre, Poconos, Scranton, Hazelton, etc)? JENNIE(Fri Jan 18 19:14:06 EST 2008)hey,when are you going to come to the uk? we have just discovered you and think your great,only we cant get hold of anything over here of yours!!web site is cool,your daughter is very cutelove jennie Janell G.(Sat Dec 29 00:28:47 EST 2007)Pls. notify when you will be performing in Phoenix, AZ area. Thanx! Helen Berrington(Tue Aug 21 17:03:03 EDT 2007)Hey Sean, I really love your songs, they're absolutely hilarious! I hope you make it over here to the UK one day.Helen :) shirlee(Wed Aug 15 09:04:38 EDT 2007)Hey sean-listen to u via bob/tom. any plans on coming down to hot and sweaty sw florida? or should i say the land of pyseudo-nazi-tattoe/hickey-wearing, drop out of 8th grade-pregnant with 3 kids-ive got a 'hogger' dog who never stops barking-ft myers?? mark painter(Thu Apr 13 17:51:17 EDT 2006)you are one funny mo fo. YOU'RE the man! laughing is all i got going for me, you and all of B&T's friends make getting up in the morning possible. you ROCK! Bill(Sun Apr 9 12:10:08 EDT 2006)Sean,My entire family has loved your stuff forever. The live show was worth the 7 year wait. I won't wait so long to see you again. Hope Spokane (silent e)was good to you. Come back soon.. Sue(Mon Mar 27 23:42:38 EST 2006)Sean - long time listener, first time writer :) Enjoyed hearing you ever since I first heard you on Bob & Tom when I lived in St. Louis in 1998! Since I moved back to Colorado (it was a short lived road trip, mind you) I only get to listen to them every morning for 20 min on my drive to work, which means I get to hear you about once a month. . . dang, now I'll have to buy something! Will we ever see you come to the Comedy Works in Denver? Would love to bring a bunch of friends to see ya!Keep on making us laugh. . . my days aren't complete until I hear you live You da' man :) sally(Fri Mar 17 17:09:18 EST 2006)Hey Sean,Did you find the lyrics to "It's going to be a great day?" Thanks Janet(Mon Mar 13 20:17:39 EST 2006)Sean... You are the man!!! Awesome web site and I look forward to meeting you in 07' ((((hugs)))) Taylor(Sun Mar 5 15:28:30 EST 2006)what cd is the ADHD song on..silly question....yeah Tweety_Diana(Sun Mar 5 15:28:30 EST 2006)oh my gosh, Seon..silly question....yeah Tweety_Diana(Sun Feb 26 16:57:52 EST 2006)oh my gosh, Sean, u`re awesome ! u`ve made my day ! when i first heard "he`s the man", i thought.. he must be a genius.. then i listened "the woman song.." and was amasing..i mean like..you are amasing ! where do u get your humour from? Greetings from Romania}{ps: how about The Dracula Song? ;) it would be a nice topic lilmiss(Sun Feb 26 16:02:09 EST 2006)Hey Sean, Heard ya on Bob & Tom friday and like always your a trip. I wanted to let ya know a lil sumpin, on November 12th, 2005 You Bob and Tom lost a great fan. And i guess i wanted to thank you for being there in Ed's finally days, i use to send Ed get better cards with the He's the Man song attached. Even tho the guy was in alot of pain you managed to make him laugh and lift his spirits a little. If ya ever come to central NY write me and let me know i'd love to buy ya a drink and say thank you for making my best friends life a little easier when it was coming to an end. =o) WENDY(Fri Feb 24 11:00:23 EST 2006)Great Job on the Bob and Tom show today! Hilarious! PADDY(Fri Feb 10 14:04:12 EST 2006)" I think it's gonna be a great day!" Bringing the crew to see you tonight at Penguin's, Quad Cities, USA. Thank you for always letting us take a look at what life gives us, with a smile and a laugh. Incredible talent, keep on keeping on!!! P.S. Did you ever work any Boston clubs with Jim Plunkett? Best o'luck, Paddy.{Wonder where to find info on truck repairs, carpet installing, hotels & viagra, HMMM??? Brenda(Mon Feb 6 01:22:36 EST 2006)WOW! If Sean Morey comes to your town, or near your town, or even a short or long drive from your town, GO SEE HIM!!!Very entertaining, so much so that the one and a half hours that he performed went by way too fast. Looking forward to another MODESTO, CALIFORNIA visit from Sean!Infact I'm still grinning from the Feb. 3rd show!Brenda Aimee Houssock(Wed Jan 18 15:42:13 EST 2006)Sean your the best you make me laugh the best you do good stand up and singing I love it you should have your own tv show on comedy central. ZenKat(Wed Jan 18 06:32:43 EST 2006)There is something to be said about a man who can make a riotous piece of humor from a simple song and... the flaws of society ;-). I LOVE the "Man Song" and the "Woman Song"!! Wonderful stuff... *applause* :-D Jeanette(Mon Jan 9 12:33:18 EST 2006)I was listening to Mark and Brian on Friday morning (1/6/2006) There was a guest on the show by the name of Billy. I was wondering what his last name is. JEFF LOVICK(Thu Jan 5 16:50:10 EST 2006)Looking forward to catching sean live in Fresno. Bought 4 tix for Saturday show and just won tix for Friday nite. 2 nites of Sean is gonna be great. Karla(Wed Dec 28 22:08:28 EST 2005)Hey Sean - You're sold out in Eau Claire. Congrats! Wish we could have lined up the babysitter earlier - is there anyway to buy 2 extra tickets for the show? We love listening to you on the Bob and Tom Show. Make sure to stop in Eau Claire again. Aimee Houssock(Fri Dec 23 16:14:41 EST 2005)Hey Sean you're my favorite comedian keep up the good work you the man Mark(Tue Dec 20 10:30:54 EST 2005)Um... why not buy the album?? It is available on Sean's website. Kaelyn(Mon Dec 19 22:28:38 EST 2005)Someone please send me the dear santa lyrics. I am going crazy looking for them Andy B(Wed Dec 14 13:54:00 EST 2005)I heard your interview on CKNX920 am radio this morning. It got me interested in your other material.If you come up to the great white north make sure CKNX publicizes your show and I'll make sure to be there. Holly Overholser(Thu Dec 8 17:47:12 EST 2005)Hey Sean! It's time for you to bring yourself on down to the south!! Come see us in Shreveport, La!! Sean Morey(Thu Dec 8 13:13:04 EST 2005)Thanks Vicky! I really want to come down there. Keep in touch so you know when it happens. Vicky Riddett(Wed Dec 7 05:32:03 EST 2005)Hi Sean, thanks for a great web site. I really enjoy your music and it is very difficult to obtain your music here in the great land down under Australia. My previous cd of yours was destroyed and I have just reordered from your site and the cd landed on my doorstep today less than 10 days of ordering from the USA. Thank you for your great entertainment. All the best and please please please tour OZ. Tim Settimi(Sun Nov 27 12:03:14 EST 2005)Hey Pal, Who's on your naughty and nice xmass card this year? It's great to see your success. The last time I heard you I was on one of those all night drives between gigs. You were doing "Son of Gosh" and had the radio guys wheezing. Gosh I love dead air w/ laughter. Keep yer sunny side up.timbo Kathleen Bartoe(Mon Nov 7 07:00:50 EST 2005)Please come back to Erie, Pa. To juniors Last Laugh. You are so funny, it made me talk to my ex husband! We really think the Man and Woman song was written for us!!!!!!!!! Come back!!!!!! Kathleen dude of dudes(Fri Oct 21 15:02:26 EDT 2005)where do I download porn of sean morey... he is hot! jkI need that man song video though... any clues? doug dooly(Fri Oct 14 17:19:03 EDT 2005)who the hell is sean morey Q94 dab(Thu Oct 13 11:44:38 EDT 2005)Sean: You continue to be a favorite in Altoona, PA. Keep up the great work. Dross(Sun Oct 9 10:48:41 EDT 2005)I have been listening to the Bob and Tom show for years and you are, without a doubt, the funniest guest on the show. Also, thank you for the jokes on your site. Buying your new CD as we speak. Thanks for all the songs and laughs. Scott(Tue Aug 23 06:20:38 EDT 2005)Hey man, LOVED your work in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"- "The Game" was cool too. BTW was Madonna really that good? Stay cool :) dmcdaniel(Fri Aug 12 09:15:30 EDT 2005)Can someone send me the lyrics to "The Woman Song". I have been looking but can not find it. Aida Cavazos(Fri Aug 5 17:04:08 EDT 2005)I found you! I just heard your "he's the man" bit...Wow! My husband's favorite T-shirt saying is, "I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do." So you see, your bit only confirmed where his place is in our relationship. hahaha! Jenn in GA(Wed Jul 27 18:01:48 EDT 2005)I love your work! Keep it up. I heard you on Bob & Tom awhile ago and finally got to your website. I just love it. Thanks for putting up the sound bites too! Richard Davis(Sun Jul 24 19:41:23 EDT 2005)Nice one, but what about der weg ? anywya, congrats from me. Jen(Sun Jul 24 00:52:23 EDT 2005)Hey, awesome show tonight in Lansing, MI, Sean!Lots of love and thanks for the hugs-Jen Peter Jackson(Sat Jul 23 18:13:16 EDT 2005)A heap of wheat, says the Song of Songs but I've never seen wheat in a pile :)did you like it? Andy(Thu Jul 14 16:15:14 EDT 2005)Does anyone know what tune The Man Song is sung to? Or is the music (as well as the lyrics) a Sean original? Richard Steinman(Thu Jul 14 11:46:46 EDT 2005)Hey Sean you VERY funny. First heard you on Bob and Tom. Is Tom really the "Ass" he seems to be? Bob , Chic and Kiristy make the show. Anyway, I love your comedy! Always makes me smile. Thanks for all your hard work and talent. If your in the Toledo area , I want to buy you a beer! Ken Pearce(Mon Jul 11 22:16:34 EDT 2005)Sean: You still look the same as you did twenty years ago at the dinner theatre in Valley Forge (Lily Langtry's). I remmber Ghost Chickens in the Sky vividly (although the senior citizen groups never got it)and your tribute to living life backwards from old man to a kid to a "twinkle in soemone's eye" - great stuff! Come to Charlotte, NC! Cindi(Fri Jul 1 12:58:42 EDT 2005)Hi-I would like to order your CD of the cat song. Will you e-mail me that web address? Thanks! kay(Thu Jun 30 11:24:06 EDT 2005)Hi i was wondering where i might find a copy of "THE WOMAN SONG" i have the man song d/lif anyone has a copy would you please email it to methanks Karen Hanson(Sat Jun 25 08:26:54 EDT 2005)Hi Sean, I just e-mailed you. Come to Allentown, PA! Your awesome! Sue Scarcella(Fri Jun 10 18:46:42 EDT 2005)Hey, Sean. A Sydney DJ named Hans Torv used to play your songs regularly, then he moved to QLD and I haven't heard them since. Then my mum in law sent me a visual version of "The Man Song" the other day and it brought back memories. You did "Her Way", right? I actually recorded an answer for the radio station "His Way". They played them back to back and got the listeners to vote on which one they liked. What a bit of fun that was! Now I am looking for "Toast" One wild little song that one. Just cooked toast for the husband and he lamented we hadn't heard it in a while! You are one funny dude. Keep it up.Sue from Liverpool Sydney Australia Sue Scarcella(Fri Jun 10 18:46:06 EDT 2005)Hey, Sean. A Sydney DJ named Hans Torv used to play your songs regularly, then he moved to QLD and I haven't heard them since. Then my mum in law sent me a visual version of "The Man Song" the other day and it brought back memories. You did "Her Way", right? I actually recorded an answer for the radio station "His Way". They played them back to back and got the listeners to vote on which one they liked. What a bit of fun that was! Now I am looking for "Toast" One wild little song that one. Just cooked toast for the husband and he lamented we hadn't heard it in a while! You are one funny dude. Keep it up.Sue from Liverpool Sydney Australia Kevin Rau(Sun Jun 5 00:12:59 EDT 2005)can any one send me the song lyrics to "gotta get me a girl friend" kyley(Tue May 31 18:03:21 EDT 2005)the techno song on White Chicks is called Satisfaction and it is by Benny Benassi Kerry(Mon May 23 13:08:58 EDT 2005)Will Sean ever perform in VA.?????? He is the funniest and I would love to see his show live. Kevin(Mon May 16 22:12:50 EDT 2005)loved the show at McCurdy's last sunday. keep coming back every year, love to listen to you on oldies 108 also. a u(Tue Apr 19 01:19:36 EDT 2005)i love reading the lyrics to your music especially since i cant hear them. i found the lyrics to the man song are there any others online that i can read steve payne(Mon Apr 18 20:40:48 EDT 2005)sean i gotta say pal....i really do feel like the man in "the Man Song".....excellent work indeedkeep it upsteve paynepresenterwww.streamingradio.co.uktamworthstaffordshireu.k. Stu(Fri Apr 15 11:06:43 EDT 2005)Great show at Dr. Grins! Great guy and pleasant to talk too. Would love to see him again. Michaela(Thu Apr 7 11:26:36 EDT 2005)Sean - Your stuff gets funnier every time I hear it. Still waiting for you to get your tail to central New York state!!!! Michelle(Sun Apr 3 11:38:16 EDT 2005)Have you ever thought of making a Canadian Tour? I know i would love to see you up here in Ottawa, ON, Canada. greg(Sat Apr 2 22:40:58 EST 2005)Your the best, love Dad, I mean a fan Pam(Sat Apr 2 14:01:13 EST 2005)I love your "It's gonna be a Great Day" song, it is played every Friday morning on the radio station I listen to. When are you going to come to Las Vegas, NV for a show? Gloria(Sat Mar 26 21:39:07 EST 2005)You crack me up!!Just purchased your "He's the Man" CD and can hardley wait for it's arrival. Please come to Colorado...soon! Wendy(Fri Mar 25 17:24:33 EST 2005)You are extremely funny Sean. I heard you on Cat Country 96 from Allentown, PA. I hope you come out to Penns' Peak soon! Murph(Thu Mar 24 00:59:27 EST 2005)Hey Sean -- Sorry I missed you in Peoria a few weekends ago. Hope the "corporate limo" was a little more spacious this time around!http://home.insightbb.com/kcmurphy72/kcmpics/seanmiata.JPGJust for the record -- Sean's banjo will fit in the trunk of a Miata... just friggin' (didn't take a stand) barely!Murph Stoych(Wed Mar 23 21:01:40 EST 2005)just wanted to say you rock. i love all of your songs, you are hilarious. i saw you are coming to mason city iowa and i was wondering where your goin to be at? EileenSideways(Tue Mar 22 19:10:41 EST 2005)love the internet song, sooo true william grey(Sat Mar 19 09:56:42 EST 2005)Question. Last week onthe BOb & Tom show I heard the tale end of asong you were sing about Falgination/Farting (Sorry about the spelling)The song was about something you could take to give you good smelling farts!!!!!What is the name of this song and what album is on??? Kurt Attard(Sat Mar 19 09:56:11 EST 2005)Just received a joke email with "The Man Song" attached. It was hilarios, I spent 6 hours murmering 'Cause a man's got to do what a man got to do .... ' at the astonishment of many people next to me. Well, if your songs are anywhere as good as the Man song, then you really deserve all the compliments above, and also mine. Keep up the great work. Kurt (from the spec. in the mediteranean called Malta). Andy Sego(Sat Mar 12 13:20:11 EST 2005)great show at brewsters on 3-5-05 we went to your 10:30 show.had a great time i was the one with the beard you made fun of.keep up the good work Jarrod adams(Tue Mar 8 00:33:59 EST 2005)i'm gonna braid my hair Scott (eminem)(Sat Mar 5 13:25:42 EST 2005)Great show last night sean! You slayed all 16 of us! Sorry i was working when you were in bloomington; glad i got to see you in peoria. Come back soon! CARL(Fri Mar 4 11:44:10 EST 2005)I have your song "The Toddler Song" but I cannot find the printed lyrics. Can you please tell me where I can find these lyrics on line?Thank you,Carl Carl Logan(Wed Mar 2 17:15:15 EST 2005)Hi, Sean.So whenareya coming to The Punchline in Atlanta, GA? Can't wait! Barbara Johnsen(Thu Feb 24 15:11:28 EST 2005)Hi Sean, You have great stuff. I have ordered all 5 cd's. I know I will be seeing you soon. I will send all of the club info your way, soon Sygerm as most know me (Dave)(Tue Feb 22 00:45:43 EST 2005)Hi, ummm this is a differnt type of message board than im used to lol, how much are tickets? ( im only 13 and dont have alot of money lol, but i love your stand up comedic (a word?) acts) first time i heard you was at home when my mom bought one of your cd's and she put it in and i sprayed milk all over her from the milk i was drinking lol. she was mad, butu it was funny. your little joke about the american schols teaching kids its "seen" (sean) and not " shawn" (also sean) was pretty funny...as i....still..can you sean....sometimes... hehe... :- amber,julia,asha,alew,mattie,deb and daniel(Sat Feb 19 20:31:19 EST 2005)hey sean i love your stuff your gr8 im 14 and me and all my friends loved it since like ages anyways catch ya l8ers amba,julia,asha,alex,mattie,deb,and daniel Shawn&Michelle(Sat Feb 19 06:22:17 EST 2005)Alton Illinois has never been invaded with such laughter ...Sean your great and the entertainment was fabulous !!! We purchesed all your c.d's and randy's i'm sure we will get alot of use of them !! thanx a million sean . Stephen Kerley(Thu Feb 17 23:22:52 EST 2005)Sean, My wife and I saw your show at the comedy forum in St. Charles a few weeks back. My wife was back home from Iraq for 2 weeks on R & R, and you really made it worth our while. She hasn't laughed so hard in a long time, and it put a huge smile on my face to see her laugh like she did. Its great to know there are people like you who help us leave all of worries at home, and just laugh and have a great time! Hats off to you Sean. I am purchasing all of your cd's and sending them overseas with my wife so she can play them for all the troops in her unit in Iraq. Thank you again!-Stephen Kerley andSGT.Crystal Kerley1438th ENCO (MRBC)Warrenton, Missouri Steven Blumenthal(Wed Feb 16 16:42:02 EST 2005)Sean, you are the man. You rule. You are SOOO funny. I just have one suggestion, and that is that you should be on T.V. as like the host of Saturday Night Live. I think you'd make a great host. Tracy(Mon Feb 14 20:11:52 EST 2005)I have never laughed so hard a a comedic performance as I did at yours. Keep up the great work!My 12 year old daughter played "the man song" for my husband and said that it must have been written for him! I dont think that he found it as funny as we did!Take care! Alexandra(Fri Feb 11 14:20:34 EST 2005)Sean -- will you be in Montreal for the Comedy Fest this year ? John(Tue Feb 8 21:58:47 EST 2005)What ever happened to the song about the boy that wanted a stick for Christmas? If you tell me which CD it's on, I'll buy it! :) bomber(Thu Feb 3 19:20:30 EST 2005)heysean when are going to open for the temps we miss you back in jersey Lizy LeBlond(Tue Feb 1 17:08:57 EST 2005)I am having trouble finding lyrics to "the woman song" Can anyone help me? You can just email me... And Sean, you ROCK! You da man, man! Lizy LeBlond(Tue Feb 1 17:08:32 EST 2005)I am having trouble finding lyrics to "the woman song" Can anyone help me? You can just email me... And Sean, you ROCK! You da man, man! Kyle Hinkle(Wed Jan 12 13:37:31 EST 2005)I love you and so does my mom. I have all of your albums. They are the shizznit. Two things:1. Can you tell me when you will play on the East Coast?2. What radio station and when do you play on in PA?Keep it real homie. L,P,&CG (Love,Peace&ChickenGrease Dave Clark(Tue Jan 11 11:38:58 EST 2005)I've been a fan of yours since WAY back in the late 70's when you were doing gigs at the Comedy Connection on Warrenton St. in Boston and I was doing open mikes there. Do you still juggle a bowling ball + rubber chicken & M&M?BTW I ran up to the elevator door when it opened and said "I heard what you said about me!" Inside joke? No; this just shows I remember you were funny as all getout way back then... and still are.Good to hear you're still knockin' em dead. And good to see you survived that disasterous cancelling of The Big Show.-Dave Clark, Barre MA Straydog(Sat Jan 8 13:17:11 EST 2005)Dear Santa is the funniest thing I have heard in a long long long time!!!!!!!!!!! Bountyhunter(Fri Jan 7 14:34:27 EST 2005)i used to take everthing seriusly and then i heard your comedy now my girlfriend dumped me because well lets just say i wasent good enogh anymore Myra Reisman(Fri Jan 7 12:59:36 74@hotmail.com)I love your songs. I've bought your CDs and I'm listening to one in my car and laughing all the way to work.However, I don't like Jimmy Carter. His Habitat for Humanity is Great. But, he was a terrible president. He caused the fall of the Shah in Iran who was our friend. After the Shah, Iran has been trouble for itself and the world. Also, Carter is anti-American and anti-Israel. I think you are hurting yourself by supporting the Carter Center. It would be better if you gave some of your profit to "Save the Children" or the "Red Cross". I want to order your CDs for my friends so they can have some laughs. I DON'T want any of my money to go to the Carter Center. Perhaps if it could go just to Habitat for Humanity that would be O.K. Tracy(Thu Dec 30 12:44:25 EST 2004)Is that you doing the voiceover on Real Yellow Pages ads? vamptramp(Thu Dec 30 12:35:09 EST 2004)Sean you are the best dude!!!!!!!!!!Don't ever stop!!!!! SkidRowe(Tue Dec 21 01:59:59 EST 2004)Sean; Your stuff is some of the funniest I've ever had the pleasure of hearing! You're the 21st century's Steve Martin! Keep it comin! We'd love to see you at the Funny Bone in Omaha in '05! Any chance of making out here? Lotsatrouble(Wed Dec 15 11:57:03 EST 2004)ain;t it great to be an entertainer....all these comments from women on here!!you comin to Columbus Ohio anytime soon? Leeta(Thu Dec 9 02:22:49 EST 2004)I was wodnering if there is a site to the lyrics to all ur songs Sean?.......I certainly hope so! Great site! Wonderful talent u have........fantastic sense of humour too lol Linda(Fri Dec 3 16:10:46 EST 2004)We need you in the UK Sean. Please, please, please, please Maddie Jeanne(Wed Dec 1 16:14:07 EST 2004)Sean i heard you awhile ago on the bob and tom show in st. louis you sand your apathy song and you sang why i wanted to know where i could find lyrics to those 2 songsyour hilarious canuck chic(Thu Nov 18 22:25:04 EST 2004)Just wondering if you ever make it up north across the border. Love your material!! Nohbdy(Mon Nov 15 21:00:12 EST 2004)Hey "Man" you were just in fargo and you sang "The Apathy Song" on the radio for The Dam i think. Well, can you put that on your site? Its funny as hell. Hot Mama(Mon Nov 8 20:17:10 EST 2004)love the magic mini van song Wayne Thomas(Sat Oct 23 19:59:27 EDT 2004)Hi Sean, love your material. Only heard 'The Man Song', and 'I am women' I think it's called after it was passed to me by a friend, but they were enough for me to order all 5 of your albums. I look forward to pissing myself with laughter. Give us some warning if you ever decide to do a tour to Australia as there are a lot of fans of your material here!! All the best. Heidi(Fri Oct 22 15:23:13 EDT 2004)You are great. I like your songs. You are a funny guy. Thanks for making me laugh Crystal(Fri Oct 22 07:55:25 EDT 2004)I had the chance to meet Sean in Ft. Wayne, In. and not only is he one of the funniest guys ever, he's an extremely nice guy and by the end of the night my face hurt from laughing my ass off!!! Go see Sean! L.Z.(Sat Oct 16 00:15:56 EDT 2004)I noticed there haven't been too many posts in a while, so I thought I'd make a contribution. I heard your song 'The Woman that Doesn't Exist' on 98.9 KISS FM in OKC today. I've heard some of your others on there, as well as your visits with Jack and Ron. They say they hope to get you back on the morning show sometime. When they do, I will definitely be sure to listen! Your music cracks me up! Rob(Tue Oct 5 12:59:03 EDT 2004)You are a funny human being. Jim(Tue Oct 5 01:42:30 EDT 2004)Best regards From Australia.Love He's the Man Amanda Miller(Sun Oct 3 23:30:59 EDT 2004)Hey, my huusband and me caught your show, in Evansville, IN and we laughed out asses off! You are truly hilarious! Lindsey Wheeler(Fri Sep 24 19:26:29 EDT 2004)I love it! Please make a stop in Shreveport, LA at the Funny Bone! Our radio stations out here play you all the time. LOBO(Fri Sep 10 11:06:43 EDT 2004)Howdy! Any chance Sean might come to Columbus ohio anytime soon. shawn(Thu Sep 9 16:25:43 EDT 2004)sean morey is da bomb we'llll the man bomb at the least lets just sayyour the man yea! jason(Wed Sep 8 12:47:25 EDT 2004)Hi love your work. Is there a list of the lyrics to your songs. I would like "on the internet" in particular, but any would be nice. Boomer Wayne(Mon Aug 9 16:36:54 EDT 2004)Hey Sean!Caught your concert at the Fox Theater in Bakersfield on the 6th of August. Hope your cold is better. You were very funny. Some very clever ad libs with the audience.I have the website for you of "Dos Okies Beer", remember the name? It's a real company. Here's the website link:http://www.oildalewinery.com/Some of their other brews: "RedNeck Red", "WhiteTrash White", "Tiny Bubble's wines" and "DosOkies Beer" Hope you plan to come back to Bakersfield in the fall like you said you might. You Rock! Vicki(Sat Aug 7 22:59:28 EDT 2004)Sean, you rock. Do you have an email list-serv to tell us where you'll be? Hoping to see you in Phoenix soon! rob(Thu Jul 29 03:32:59 EDT 2004)Sean you are the best, I work 12 hour shifts at a hospital in Fort Wayne Indiana, and I love it when your on BoB and Tom, because you are hilarious and listening to you keeps me awake. I have hour and half drive home. keep making us laugh Joy(Wed Jul 28 15:38:39 EDT 2004)Looking forward to seeing you at the Funny Bone is South Bend Q(Mon Jul 26 08:25:13 EDT 2004)You are such a stud! Come to Utah sometime...you have a better chance to get laid here...we believe in multiple wives. Personally I think one is plenty. Not as much drama or headaches. You have many fans in this state. We aren't all Mormoids. joe(Sat Jul 24 14:01:48 EDT 2004)Sean, i loved you infadel, and valentines day at the kit kat song. are those coming out on a new cd? also if you took your infadel song, and sent it to talk radio hosts like rush, savage glen beck, and mark williams, they would play it a lot.savsge opens his show with "hello infadels". just a thought i would love to hear it aagain. Mark Glanemann(Thu Jul 22 21:37:45 EDT 2004)He's the man! Heard him on Bob and Tom again. Come to the site and bout all 5 of his CD's. Man, I'm gonna wet my pants listening to all of them! Doug Love(Thu Jul 22 21:33:19 EDT 2004)oh errr and... U ROCK MR MOREY MAN! Doug Love(Thu Jul 22 21:30:45 EDT 2004)SCRUB MY UNDIES!;o)- Kris(Thu Jul 22 19:26:11 EDT 2004)I listen to Bob & Tom faithfully every morning and you are by far my mot favorite and the funniest comic they have on there! A couple of us are heading to Toledo this weekend to see you...can't wait...not only are you hilliarious but you are definately a hottie too! Joy(Thu Jul 22 10:09:43 EDT 2004)I am looking forward to seeing you at the Funny Bone in South Bend, you are sooooo funny chris salinas(Sat Jul 17 12:12:51 EDT 2004)in the movie white chicks Latrell (terry crews), that big buff dude starts tripping on that date rape and starts dancing to the trance/techno music. Do you know tha name of the techno song that is playing in the club during that scene? Could you help me out?! Holla back. Jodi(Wed Jul 14 20:56:02 EDT 2004)When are you coming to Pittsburgh? I think you are absolutely awesome! Jodi(Wed Jul 14 20:55:16 EDT 2004)When are you coming to Pittsburgh? I think you are absolutely awesome! Shirley & Chris Borden(Sat Jul 10 19:18:18 EDT 2004)Sean - We are having an Open House party next weekend here in Pioneer, CA. Any chance you can make it to entertain? Our budget can stand up to $49.95!!Shirley (Rae's MOM) Scott(Sun Jul 4 02:48:44 EDT 2004)oh sean, if you get the oportunity, try and go to Rochester, New York. I have gotten alot of people to like your great works of comedy, and i am sure that the house would be over flowing!!! only if givin the opportunity, thank you sean! you truely are the MAN!!!! Scott(Sun Jul 4 02:46:06 EDT 2004)i heard about a cool song entitled "yeah toast". but i cant find it anywhere! what gives? anybody here know where to find it? thank you Tim Watley(Fri Jun 25 11:29:27 EDT 2004)I just heard one of the funniest SM songs of all time and am dying to send a link for it to dozens of my friends. It's a song about an Abu Grade detainee sung to the tune of Tie A Yellow Ribbon. Obviously it's too new to be available on any of Sean's albums but can anyone tell me if there is a link to the audio for it anywhere? Lisa Holder(Tue Jun 22 12:17:34 EDT 2004)I heard your "I think it's gonna be a great day" on the radio today. Great way to start out my morning. P.S. Nice one.....getting a woman say you are hot in your message board. (Just kidding) I think Mary Beth has a crush on you. haha Mary Beth Lazor(Fri Jun 11 19:42:54 EDT 2004)Sean!!! You are the GREATEST and pretty DARN HOT!!!! Keep UP the GREAT STUFF (and everything else!!!!!!!) Love You! M.B. Barbara M.(Wed Jun 9 22:09:46 EDT 2004)me and my husband think your funny. keep the song coming. oh can i buy your cd's in the stores. M.J.(Tue Jun 8 14:02:31 EDT 2004)I've had your cd for 6 years and memorized most of it. I love it so much. I hope i can get another cd. I first got your cd when I was 6... or was i 7? Anyways, keep up the good work. Lee(Sat Jun 5 20:52:00 EDT 2004)i keep checking to see if you'll ever be in the new jersey area-you are truly one of the best! Kristina Caswell(Wed Jun 2 09:51:32 EDT 2004)Why don't you show the words to the Toddler song? I have looked everywhere and I can not find them! P.S. I think that you are awesome Sean! Ian(Tue Jun 1 15:53:45 EDT 2004)Laughed so much at the toddler song wife peed her pants thanks buddy Ahvins Lueice(Wed May 26 18:44:15 EDT 2004)I love your music Jennifer(Mon May 17 02:13:28 EDT 2004)Sean, you are awesome! Great work! Would love for you to come to Columbus, Georgia sometime. How much does booking you cost? Gretchen(Tue May 11 18:38:17 EDT 2004)Sean,Keep up the great job on all of your songs. Everyone of them that I've heard is GREAT!!!I especially love the man song and the woman song.Keep up the great work!! LizzieT-UK(Mon May 10 14:43:36 EDT 2004)Hey there, adding my asslicking to everyone else's! My partner has had some of your CD's since before I met him 2 years ago but I've only just got round to listening to them and I have to say you are one funny guy. I can't choose a fave but I've got the kids singing along to No Man's Land - Thanks for the grins :) Andrea(Sat May 8 13:02:02 EDT 2004)Sean, please please please... tell me you're going to be in the MA/RI area some time over the summer. My sister is getting married in October and I want to take the bachelorette party crew out to see you! Kathryn(Sun May 2 00:11:12 EDT 2004)Sean is one of the funniest comedians out there! He also speaks the truth on alot of topics. Please book him here in VA sometime. My friend as well as myself would love to see him. Thanks! Frank McGonigal(Sat Apr 17 06:55:30 EDT 2004)watch out where them huskies go - and dont you eat that yellow snow... You are the best thing since ZAPPA died Markku(Fri Apr 16 01:45:14 EDT 2004)I think you've heard this before but You're the Man! Please check Your e-mail for a proposition I made. Morey would rule Finland! carlye(Mon Apr 5 21:43:09 EDT 2004)I have told everyone I know about the man song and this web-site. My new fav is He said she heard....it is soooo true! You see the funny in EVERYTHING! Thanks for that. Theresa(Mon Apr 5 13:12:26 EDT 2004)I love "The Man Song" I've heard it several times, the first time a friend of mine in Australia told me about it. I didn't know you did that song until the other day when I heard you on Big D and Bubba. I thought I was hearing your last name wrong when they said Morey...that's my maiden name! I guess crazy comes with the name...not just my family. lol Love your albums hope you come to Texas so I can see your show soon. Steve(Tue Mar 23 22:24:16 EST 2004)You need to come to SW Florida again soon. I have never laughed a shard at any song ever. And I've heard them all. Thanks By The Way(Fri Mar 12 03:13:28 EST 2004)Do you have kids Sean? Marianne(Mon Mar 8 23:19:31 EST 2004)Got a little crazy with the enter button! Marianne(Mon Mar 8 23:18:43 EST 2004)We want to buy your CD's -- but how can we hear the difference songs that are on them -- we have two of them; but are interested in the new ones! THANKS Marianne(Mon Mar 8 23:18:35 EST 2004)We want to buy your CD's -- but how can we hear the difference songs that are on them -- we have two of them; but are interested in the new ones! THANKS Murph(Sun Feb 22 22:35:05 EST 2004)Sean -- was a blast meeting you at Brewster's in Peoria. Next time you visit the corporate limo might even seat three people!Take care and thanks for the laughs,Murph CHERI(Sun Feb 22 21:35:11 EST 2004)Sean, I saw you last night at the funny farm in Youngstown, and i think you have it all........ Funny, easy on the eyes and extremely sexy. Would love to get to chat with you one on one. Hayley(Sat Feb 21 19:26:32 EST 2004)Why dont you come over to the UK and go on Radio 2 with Jonathan Ross on a Saturday morning show, will def be great to hear you in the UK Ross is the one who can help ya sell your records in the UK for sure, I love your comedy xx Kelly(Thu Feb 12 08:14:17 EST 2004)Come back to Maine !!!!! Chris(Sun Feb 1 12:49:54 EST 2004)Saw you at Peoria's Brewster's/Madison theater, Friday night, first show. You could see your breath and you were nice and sick. You were a trooper and still put on a good show. Thanks Robert Mackintosh(Fri Jan 30 22:57:00 EST 2004)hey sean ur a geunius. Keep the songs and jokes coming man. Im 16 and im thinking of being a stand up comedian, its good to have an idol :D theresa(Tue Jan 27 11:41:52 EST 2004)What is the tune that the Man Song is sung to? It sounds vaguely familiar and I just can't put my finger on it. Kelsey(Sun Jan 25 23:37:31 EST 2004)If anyone could send me the 'Dear Santa' lyrics, that'd be excellent. Thanks. Mike(Tue Jan 20 21:01:52 EST 2004)Come do a stand up show in pittsburgh, they play bob and tom cuts all the time on wdve, mostly your studd you will do very well here Tommy Lucido(Mon Jan 19 13:53:33 EST 2004)Happy new year Sean Morey! Rebekah(Sat Jan 17 14:08:49 EST 2004)What was that song?That ghost chickin song?Can some-one tell me? well,i like him.Hes not bad.(Sat Jan 17 14:06:58 EST 2004)Sang it on some country place.That was good! Carole O'Dell(Fri Jan 9 19:34:01 EST 2004)Heard you on Bob and Tom and you are great. Come to Lafayette, Indiana as soon as possible? Suzanne(Wed Dec 31 09:39:34 EST 2003)Please come to Raleigh, North Carolina ! I love your material. Keep up the good work ! :) Trish(Fri Dec 19 10:44:16 EST 2003)Heard you on Lauren & Walley' morning show in Boston. I've never laughed so hard. Hope you make it up to New England. Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 17 11:04:54 EST 2003)do you have kids Sean? Tommy Lucido(Sat Dec 13 11:42:06 EST 2003)hi Kerry(Thu Dec 11 21:50:19 EST 2003)Please come to Virginia Beach or surrounding area. You are hillarious and I would love to see your act live. Kill me if you want to, Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 10 20:01:19 EST 2003)tell me some good jokes, i think i want to grow up to get thrown out a window just like you, LOL! You gessed it, Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 10 19:56:42 EST 2003)your website has a nise cursor Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 10 19:55:05 EST 2003)have you ever been on TV Sean? Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 10 19:52:35 EST 2003)e-mail my dad at Jimlucido@msn.com Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 10 19:51:46 EST 2003)you should make "The Woman Song" to cheer the ladies up. Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 10 19:47:56 EST 2003)i look forward to seeing you get thrown out the window! Tommy Lucido(Wed Dec 10 19:46:21 EST 2003)Sean, how did you ever think up the Man Song? It is the funnyest song i'v ever heard! Steve and Grace (and Max)(Fri Nov 28 23:39:30 EST 2003)Howdy from Tucson from your former neighbors! Hope all's well in da hood....Max misses LucySteve Stuart(Wed Nov 5 11:26:20 EST 2003)SeanJust found you. Different class - when are you coming to the UK? B(Mon Oct 27 19:53:35 EST 2003)Aloha Sean-when you planning on swinging by the islands??? March looks good for me. Nancy(Fri Oct 24 22:41:03 EDT 2003)I just heard you today...GONNA BE AGREAT DAY today on las vegas 95.5 on my way to work....it was hilarious............i laughed so hard people were staring at me. Keep it up! thanks a million!! WANDA AGAIN(Mon Oct 20 22:13:34 EDT 2003)FORGOT TO ASK WHEN YOU COMING TO THIS AREA? ILLINOIS???? WE NEED TO LAUGH HERE. WANDA(Mon Oct 20 21:58:06 EDT 2003)My first time hearing of you and hearing you. My sis in Georgia just told me about the "man song" !!! Your wife has you well trained lol !!! but don't feel alone 75% of all men fall into this category, the rest are just ummm?? well nevermind....stay funny....lifes to short and too serious to lose our sense of humor....... Cassie(Fri Oct 10 19:52:54 EDT 2003)Hey Sean. I heard from a friend you are going to be at the Comedy Forum is St. Peters, MO. What is the date? It's not on your tour dates. Looking forward to seeing you. Mindy(Fri Oct 10 12:21:43 EDT 2003)Hey!!! Sean Morey is awsome. Cheers me up on any given day. Everyone of my friends that have listen to your CD loved it and laughed. One of my friends is going to use it to loosen his friends up. Keep it up. Mindy(Fri Oct 10 12:21:32 EDT 2003)Hey!!! Sean Morey is awsome. Cheers me up on any given day. Everyone of my friends that have listen to your CD loved it and laughed. One of my friends is going to use it to loosen his friends up. Keep it up. MK from PA(Wed Oct 1 22:08:15 EDT 2003)Listen to your songs on a Phila. radio station with John DeBella (WMGK). Your songs are awsome! Keep them coming. Thanks for all the laughs you bring to us! nick rockey(Wed Sep 3 16:24:02 EDT 2003)your duh man sean my favorite song is the whats so wrong with a tv in the jon and the country song Ryan DuBois(Thu Aug 7 17:21:30 EDT 2003)I just saw you a couple weeks ago at Knights of Columbus, doing the live recording thing. You are by far one of the funniest comics of our time. I'm looking forward to seeing you a little closer to home, Wliey's in Dayton. I have to say though a trip to Indy to see you was well worth the time. I was also wondering if there is a number I can call to check the status of an onlinee "Dark Sean" is frickin hilarious. Sara(Tue Jul 29 21:22:14 EDT 2003)Yes, You would be discovered in Australia all over again if you came here... we aussies love comics Jim, Wellington, New Zealand.(Sun Jul 27 06:37:56 EDT 2003)Hi Sean,Just discovering your material. It's great !! Thanks. Any, I suppose remote, chance you will ever head to New Zealand in the future? All the best to you and I hope your success continues to grow. You deserve it mate. Cheers Jim. Ron King(Fri Jul 25 12:20:51 EDT 2003)Dude, when your in indy on bob and tom, all work stops! "dicking around at work". keep coming back! Jeri(Sat Jul 12 23:49:32 EDT 2003)GOT TOAST????? Love your stuff. Electric 102.7 Morning Show with Coach Kidd and Libby Jo in Charleston West Virginia play your stuff all the time. My 8 year old son Taylor loves you. My dad just discovered the man song and i think he thought he was the first to do so. HA HA as you so often say. Thank goodness for men or we wouldn't have such great things to laugh about. Come to Charleston WV as soon as you can. LOVE YA!!!!!!! JR(Thu Jul 10 16:17:07 EDT 2003)You were great on Bob and Tom today Cathy(Thu Jul 10 09:26:12 EDT 2003)Wow! You are hilarious! I heard you on the Bob & Tom show on my way to work, and laughed the entire way!(45 minutes.... not like 5 or anything) and of course being alone in the car and laughing to yourself at a red light makes other people stare and wonder....., but hey.... I'll never see them again anyway! I am definately buying one of your CD's. Keep having fun and being funny! Tom(Thu Jun 26 00:36:07 EDT 2003)Sean you are the best!....you make me laugh till it hurts. If not for KNCI and Pat & Tom I would never have found out about ya. Thanks for making my side hurt and come back to Sacramento soon. Thanks again Tom Melody(Wed Jun 25 16:32:19 EDT 2003)Love Sean but when are you going to be in Phoenix AZ??? MommyKing3(Tue Jun 17 12:53:59 EDT 2003)Sean your show is this friday night at Backwaters. Hubby and I are still planning on comming but have to make sure we have sitters for the kids. We have been living at my mom and dads the past few weeks due to the fact I had to have emergency back sugery. So I'm not too sure how I'll sit in the chairs there hopefully I'll figure out a way. We do plan to bring you a picture of our beautiful daughters. Hope to see you again on friday night! Oh and hubby chipped the back of his ankel monday at work. Guess when you have twins you really do start to fall apart LOL!The King Family D.D(Tue Jun 17 09:50:41 EDT 2003)When are you coming to Rochester, N.Y. ??? Tammy(Thu Jun 5 21:44:49 EDT 2003)I just heard The Toddler Song! I think I laughed so hard that I almost woke up my twin toddlers!! LOL..omgosh that was way too funny!! AND so true!!!! Katie(Thu May 29 19:21:20 EDT 2003)Hey Sean, your songs are the best! keep it up ^^ your a real funny guy xP Bill Stanton NU freshman roomate(Wed May 28 10:30:32 EDT 2003)Sean,Billy Stanton NU roomate here. Steve "Tiny" Healy e-mailed me at work (Waltham MA P.D.) after 20 years and said that he hears you in Tuscon Arizona.Sounds like you're doing great, congratulations!I'm doing fine in Waltham MA, and after 25 loooong years of marrige and 3 kids later I think I can relate to all of your material!What ever happened to our 3rd roomate Tom Rush? Last I saw him was about 1978 or 9. We were both cocked when my wife came home from work and she wasn't happy! I haven't seen him since!Let me know how you're doing and I'll let Tiny know too.Big Bill Sue(Mon May 26 14:24:51 EDT 2003)You are without a doubt, the funniest, the coolest, the most in-genious person on this earth. Hey, let's face it. You are THE MAN!!!!! MommyKing3(Mon May 26 13:10:36 EDT 2003)Hey Sean my husband and I saw you at Backwaters in Quincy Il last year! Been a while I know but we see your going to be there next month and do plan to attend. I'm the one who was preg with twins I had them on Aug 31 2002 9 weeks early but healthy two days after having them big sister turned 19 months old so we now have three little girls. Yes I know hubby doesnt have a chance in HELL does he LOL. As for your comment on me being a busy person after the twins got here yes I am but wouldnt change it for the world. We do hope to get to visit with you again after the show. Thanks for all the fun songs they really keep us going.Michelle and family Michelle(Fri May 16 13:02:46 EDT 2003)Sean, any future plans for playing The Comedy Zone in Charlotte NC?? My husband and I have never been and have vowed to go if you are there. :) Donna(Thu Apr 24 09:36:49 EDT 2003)Sean, you are hilarious! You need to add Roanoke, VA to your tour schedule. The uptight people around here need someone to help them loosen up. :D Lorraine Gilman(Sat Apr 19 18:36:52 EDT 2003)Hey Sean,Are you the same Sean Morey who worked at Fort McHenry Baltimore many, many years ago????If you are Nancy is married, living in Maryland with three children, Katie is married in Maryland with twins and I'm in Atlanta with three children. You spent a wacky night in our apartment when you did a standup at Peabody's bookstore. If you are the same Sean, I'm glad to see you did well.Lorraine The Silver Ranger(Wed Apr 16 13:23:12 EDT 2003)You know, it's a bit of a shame that the lyrics for the woman song are not on the website as well, but you're still one hell of a comedian. I hope you do military shows, for I'm a Sailor in the Navy.......who can't get a date to save his life. >.< Firefightrix(Tue Apr 15 18:53:38 EDT 2003)Yes, Sean Morey IS the MAN...one of the finest comics of our time....and by the way, i'm on my way home lol Chas the Spaz(Thu Mar 13 17:46:50 EST 2003)Mr. Morey, Heard you on Bob and Tom Numerous times, Keep up the great work. One problem, I thought I would be able to hear a bit of your song they wouldn't play. The Little Alter Boy? I think that was correct. Well I guess if it's on your new album I will have to get it. Oh yea, you the Man! A girl named Alex(Thu Mar 13 09:40:58 EST 2003)You won my heart with "Dear Santa," although The Man song is pretty sweet too. So....I hear you're single again. You know, I'm the prettiest girl in the room - I swear. Emi(Thu Mar 13 08:28:45 EST 2003)Am listening to you right now on Bob&Tom and you are frickin' hilarious. Keep up the work dude!!! Frank(Thu Feb 27 15:45:36 EST 2003)My favorite song will always be A HAIRY ASS debbie(Wed Feb 26 14:03:52 EST 2003)I first heard you on FM100 in Memphis and immediately bought your tape{it's been a while}. I wish you would bring your talent to town or Tunica, MS. You are one funny guy!!! Spacey Freak(Thu Feb 20 14:43:00 EST 2003)I LOVE your website!The Man song is my favorite but I really like everything on your site! Anita H(Thu Feb 6 10:08:45 EST 2003)Hey Sean I just heard 2 of your songs Man song and Woman song on my favorite radio station Kiss country 93.7 here in Fresno,Ca. I love those songs they are so funny but I don't recommend hearing them for the first time while driving cause you will be laughing so hard you can't see straight :-) Can't wait to order your albums and hear them in the safety of my house. Maybe you can come to my area Us central valley californias love great humor.ThanksHave a great dayAnita Robin(Tue Feb 4 13:44:29 EST 2003)Just heard the "Man Song" for the first time this morning, laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes!! I just ordered the CD & had it shipped 2nd-day cuz I just can't wait to listen to the rest. You know if I spend 20 bucks fisten to the rest. You know if I spend 20 bucks for extra shipping... I like ya!! :) John Doma(Mon Jan 27 22:20:49 EST 2003)Sean, my twelve year old son and I were driving home from an early morning hockey practise when we heard your "Man Song" on the radio. He could not stop laughing (neither could I)and then went on to say "hey dad your not the only one", the little guy already knew what you were singing about.Hope to see you in and around the Toronto,Canada area. Derwood Bowen(Sun Jan 26 20:24:08 EST 2003)I like your baby song, toddler song, man song, and woman song. Overall, the Man Song is my favorite. When do us teenagers get our turn? Janet(Wed Jan 15 07:42:21 EST 2003)I just heard your live call to the Hawk radio station this morning, and just had to let you know that listening to your stuff, makes me "laugh outloud"!! Thanks for making my days! Brent(Sat Jan 11 18:12:43 EST 2003)Sean, YOU ARE MY FREAKIN' HERO. YOU HAVE GOT TO COME TO UTAH. THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS!!!!! Mare(Wed Jan 8 23:37:35 EST 2003)Sean, you are one funny guy! I finally heard the entire Man Song and had to pull over to the side of the road when I couldn't stop laughing! When are you coming to Maryland? Carol(Wed Jan 8 17:45:02 EST 2003)Sean,Your new album is GREAT.... Dear Santa is sure to be a hit. Keep up the great work. liza(Wed Dec 18 11:06:45 EST 2002)Thanks so much for "Dear Santa"! Bob and Tom have been playing it alot and I always get tears from laughing so hard! Jon(Fri Dec 6 00:25:01 EST 2002)I heard one of your songs for the first time yesterday on the radio. It was playing in the locker room at the Y so I have no Idea what station it was but the song was about what children want for Christmas. I laughed out loud and have told my friends about it but I couldn't find it listed on any of the cd's on your site. Did I miss it or is it not out yet? Susan Burroughs(Thu Dec 5 14:19:20 EST 2002)Hey, Sean, it's Susan from Brigantine, now from South Dakota! My kids download your music from the internet and think you are a riot. I must admit, I always thought you were pretty funny myself! They can't believe I actually dated you in high school! They are so impressed! It would be great to see you again! You haven't changed a bit. I think you should perform at my employer's Christmas party next year. I work for St Mary's Healthcare Center in Pierre, SD. Wouldn't that be fun? Everyone would love it! Write back if you get a chance! I'm so glad you are such a success in exactly what you always wanted to do! Happy Holidays to you and your family! Love, Susan Alicia(Wed Dec 4 23:30:44 EST 2002)Hi Sean! I hear your songs on 98.9 in Oklahoma City (Jack and Ron). It's usually on my way to work when I need a good laugh....just wanted to thank you for making those mornings a little easier! Alicia(Wed Dec 4 23:30:38 EST 2002)Hi Sean! I hear your songs on 98.9 in Oklahoma City (Jack and Ron). It's usually on my way to work when I need a good laugh....just wanted to thank you for making those mornings a little easier! Sean Morey(Tue Dec 3 10:58:02 EST 2002)Hey, thanks for your interest in "Dear Santa" everbody. It will be available on my latest CD, "Sean Happens." This can be ordered through this website in a couple days or right now by calling 1-800-96 SONGS (967-6647) Pat from New Jersey(Tue Dec 3 09:43:12 EST 2002)Ok Sean. I'm still waiting. Please forward my letter to Santa:Dear Santa: This is Pat from New Jersey. I want the music to Sean Morey's song Dear Santa. Thanks. Dugan from Minnesota(Mon Dec 2 18:13:37 EST 2002)Hey Sean-- You are absolute comedy! I too am looking for a copy of "Dear Santa"???? Do you ever answer these questions from this message board??? P.S.--"I want a stick" Jim from Nashvllle(Thu Nov 28 17:00:23 EST 2002)Pat from New Jersey beat me to the punch.WHERE CAN I GET A COPY OF DEAR SANTA?? Pat from New Jersey(Wed Nov 27 09:51:05 EST 2002)Where can I get a copy (w/words) to the song, "Dear Santa"? Love it! Been a fan for a couple of years now. Love your work. When are you going to be on The Bob and Tom Show again? Fred Perlmutter(Tue Nov 26 13:04:26 EST 2002)I saw you last yr when you were in Liberty, NY I was wondering if you are coming back to the area soon. I love the cds. I got all 5 of them last yr and I am listening to one of them right now as I am typing this. I hope to see you soon in NY. Phoenix Jim(Tue Nov 26 11:51:32 EST 2002)I must say, that after hearing many of the songs, the best on in my opinion has to be hands down Good/Bad. Not only is it funny, but incredibly TRUE! Keep it up, and come back to Phoenix soon! starline(Sun Nov 24 12:42:13 EST 2002)Tix are on sale now for Sean's 12/13-14 shows at The Starline in Fresno's historic Tower District. $15.00 in advance and available only at Livingstone's Restaurant next door to the club. Call 559.485.5198 for info or to charge by phone. Greg(Thu Nov 21 17:27:41 EST 2002)Any way to get the lyrics to the woman song? laurie wayland(Wed Nov 20 16:19:14 EST 2002)you my dear are freakin awesome.....keep up the hilarious work. Jeanne M. Greetings from Bath, Maine!(Tue Nov 19 11:19:37 EST 2002)We are heeeuuuuuuge fans!! We need you to come to Maine!!! Absolutely love your stuff!!! Jade(Tue Nov 19 00:31:19 EST 2002)Heard you for the first time on Beth and Bill in the morning in Phoenix. Laughed so hard I cried all the way to work. Come back to Phoenix soon !!! Dawn(Fri Nov 15 22:42:39 EST 2002)Never had heard of you until this am on 104.5 The Star radio station here in Omaha, NE. I was in tears by the time I got to work...Great stuff..CD Great gift for my brother! Traci(Wed Nov 13 18:05:42 EST 2002)Sean you are amazing! Saw you in Tempe and LOVED every minute! I can't wait too see you live again! And it was a great pleasure meeting you and talking to you after the show!! Crystal(Mon Nov 11 00:05:05 EST 2002)There have been several times at work when I was having a rotten day and one of your songs gets played and I laugh to the point of tears. It makes the rest of the day better. Thank you very much for sharing your humor. Good luck and can't wait to hear more of your work. :) caryn(Sun Nov 10 15:51:40 EST 2002)Caught your show last nite at McCurdys..it was awesome!!! Too too funny! YOU are the Man!! Sara(Sat Nov 9 22:47:02 EST 2002)I heard you for the first time today. I couldn't write down the web addy, and couldn't remember how to spell it. Spent over 2 hours searching the web for you. Your one funny man...and I'm a new groupie! Cathy(Fri Nov 8 23:28:06 EST 2002)Just ordered all 5cd's and love everyone of them. Then on oldies 108 thismorning you ( Sean were there) alongwith Christina and David. I was on my way to work and sat in my car to listen and then went in to work to finish listening. What a great morning I had. thanks for making my day. David and Christina you both make my day every day. Cheryl(Fri Nov 8 16:31:55 EST 2002)This morning I really needed an uplift. By listening to my favorite radio station Oldies 108 in Sarasota I sure got just that. You; David & Christina & Les really made me smile this morning. I heard the preview of your 'new' Christmas song & can't wait to herar the complete version. Thanks for being you and bringing some much needed laughter on an otherwise terrible Friday morning. Suze(Thu Nov 7 15:55:10 EST 2002)Just got your CD's and love 'em ALL. Will a new one be available soon??? We all need more laughter. Really looking forward to seeing you in Tempe!!! Sheri(Wed Nov 6 01:26:08 EST 2002)can't wait to see you in Phoenix!. I love the Man song - my other half can relate. Sucks for him!! Ginny(Tue Nov 5 17:34:06 EST 2002)Hi Sean, I hope to come to your next show at the Tempe AZ Improv and bring my "Man". I can't beileve he hasn't heard the Man Song yet! I know he will love it! Hope to see you live- Wayne(Sun Oct 27 16:36:57 EST 2002)Can I get your cd's in the UK or Europe? I did not see shipping charges to the UK on your website. I visited Las Vegas and heard "I think it's gonna be a great day". It's excellent. Brad(Fri Oct 25 18:25:27 EDT 2002)Hiya, Sean! It was a pleasure to be associated with one of the best wrking comedians around! Doing the opening for you twice at the HuKeLau in Springfield, was easily the happist memeory I have of Springfield, MA radio. One of the happiest professional memories of my life! Just as nice to be able to know you are one of my friends. Take care, perhaps we will see / work with each other again sometime! Indeed a nice thought! Broadway Murray Rose(Sat Oct 19 11:11:08 EDT 2002)Sean:You gave me the name Broadway Murray Rose. You performed at Idaho STate University in 1985 and I saw you again in Portland, Oregon in 1990. I hope you're well. My sister heard you on the radio show and said you were hilarious....keep up the good work!!sincerely,Murray Rodney(Fri Oct 18 23:39:58 EDT 2002)Love your stuff. Sorry to hear about your personal separation. But you still are The Man!! genie frantz(Thu Oct 17 19:13:32 EDT 2002)Sean,Still loving your stuff after all these years. (Yes, I'm still alive!) ha ha ha hayour Boston buddy Big V(Thu Oct 17 08:35:38 EDT 2002)Sean, Looking forward to seeing you at Wiley's in Dayton, OH. Just remember not to pee in the parking lot again. We have indoor bathrooms. Sean Morey(Tue Oct 15 16:19:03 EDT 2002)Thank YOU Marc, That was a great night in my life. I did 3 Carson appearances and I've done 3 Leno's so far but that first one was the most fun. Say hi to your family for me and I hope we can meet in person some day. Marc(Sat Oct 5 23:17:17 EDT 2002)Sean-My family was trying out its first VCR back in the stone age and somehow managed to record what I believe was your first ever performance on the Tonight Show. You just killed Carson (and the rest of the country) that night and since we had you on tape, you became a household favorite. To this day I think that's the funniest 6 minutes of clean stand up I've ever seen. (I think my parents may still have the tape.)Many thanks for the laughs and for becoming part of our family lore.Regards. Erin(Fri Oct 4 20:19:55 EDT 2002)Hey Sean! You are the funniest person I've ever heard!Do you have the lyrics to your songs somewhere we can read them?Thanks! Bill(Thu Oct 3 08:31:10 EDT 2002)Hey Sean, I've enjoyed your visits to the Bob and Tom show for years. Now I finally am going to have the opportunity to see you live at Sneakey Petes in Ft. Wayne. My wife is allowing me to come to the show. AND, in an unexplainable fit of compassion, she said I WON'T have to wear the leash that evening. You'll recognize me! *SMILE* Heck, now I'm wondering if I may even be allowed to drink and laugh and such. Hmmm Doug Moreland(Sat Sep 28 12:49:35 EDT 2002)Hey Sean, love your stuff. I'm in the same line of work, singer/sonwriter/comedian, so I thought I'd drop you a professional Hello. See ya, Doug www.dougmoreland.com Sean Corey(Fri Sep 27 12:29:14 EDT 2002)um...im from Sydney, Australia and that's my name...explain yourself please. Denny-o(Wed Sep 11 13:18:33 EDT 2002)Hey, you really hit the big time! I saw your stuff at comedyhome.com and bought a few. Nice job, Sean. Chris(Tue Sep 3 17:07:39 EDT 2002)I listen to the Brett and Tracey show on B98 FM in Wichita,Kansas. They keep talking about Sean coming to Wichita but I don't see any concert dates listed. Also, how much will tickets be. Thanks Chris Tara Fletcher(Mon Aug 26 20:25:18 EDT 2002)"Oh My Gosh" We have never laughed so hard in our lives.We just seen you live in Duluth,and I just gave birth to my daughter a few months ago, and you know how the bladder gets, I litteraly peed my pants I laughed so hard.I really need that, you made our night. Thanks a million Sean. Christi(Fri Aug 16 23:50:40 EDT 2002)Hey Sean! I listen to Bob and Tom every morning and love when you are on. I have all the CDs and they DO get played regularly! YOU ROCK!!! pete(Sun Aug 11 16:36:35 EDT 2002)when are you coming to england sean Cat Kolins(Thu Aug 1 11:32:50 EDT 2002)yeah . . . i'm having problems finding the lyrics to your songs as well.how are we supposed to sing them around the campfire when some aren't sure of the words? :) jan(Wed Jul 31 22:34:33 EDT 2002)My favorite is the man's song.I also like to listen to the woman's song, it sure would be nice to have the words to it. Are they printed somewhere?In addition did you write the asshole song? Matt(Wed Jul 31 00:18:16 EDT 2002)Hey, Sean...I drove cross country listening to your stuff(including the "Man Song" about 50 times!!!) When are you coming back to Boston? We miss you!!! Go Huskies!!!! Dr. Geoffrey Holdstrom(Fri Jul 26 23:56:52 EDT 2002)If you're in the mood for a little wierdness..........go to http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/420/dr_geoffrey_holdstrom.html and listen to "My Name is John (I've Got Some Panties On)"if not...........then you are a stinky piece of doo doo Dr. Geoffrey Holdstrom(Fri Jul 26 23:56:40 EDT 2002)If you're in the mood for a little wierdness..........go to http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/420/dr_geoffrey_holdstrom.html and listen to "My Name is John (I've Got Some Panties On)"if not...........then you are a stinky piece of doo doo jay(Tue Jun 25 20:47:00 EDT 2002)sean i love your stuff-i first heard you on the bob and tom show back in 95 or 96 and i moved from indiana in 97 back to texas and just found your site i love it man. are you sindicated anywhere in the north texas area? please email me with a response RICK SCHICK(Tue Jun 18 07:00:11 EDT 2002)THANKS,GOT YOUR CD'S FROM MR.HENRY LIFE'S CRUEL,HAVING YOUR HARLEY RIDING BUDDIES FIND OUT YA HAVE BREAST CANCER!WHO SAID GOD WASN'T FUNNY? Mark Macomber(Fri Jun 14 07:48:16 EDT 2002)Yeah, your the man til your wife gets home and she's the woman til her mother shows up. Stephanie Culhane(Wed Jun 12 16:46:49 EDT 2002)I totally love "The Man Song". Is it possible for me to download it off the net. If so where and how? P.S.I love the comic relief your music adds to the day. Laura Boniowski(Wed Jun 5 21:46:30 EDT 2002)The first song I heard was "The Man Song"..sadly, I was drinking coffee while driving and out the nose it came! Keep up the great work...I'm buying all the CD's! Caroline(Tue Jun 4 18:49:57 EDT 2002)Just been educated in your work and think you are great.... songs are so funny and have great lyrics. Any chance of you touring England in the future??? Keep up the excellant work.Caroline Joel(Wed May 29 03:07:33 EDT 2002)Sean? Sean Who? Who's Sean?That's what it's like here in Australia when you ask someone if they've heard Sean Morey's songs. But don't worry Sean, I'll help publicise your material down under..... for a small fee of course.Kepp up the funny stuff. Joni(Fri May 24 10:30:43 EDT 2002)You are hilarious!!! I heard you live on the radio in Fargo ND this morning.......we'd love to have you here in Fargo for a visit, your songs are the best, keep em coming!!!! Tina Halloran(Sat May 18 04:24:36 EDT 2002)Hi Sean!I hope you remember me from Jr's here in Erie. (I was fortunate enough to make my debut in comedy as guest MC before Sean's act!) Sean Morey is a very kind, generous and sincere person. Not only extremely talented, but a true gentleman. Thanks for making my night at Jr'sone I'll never forget!! Please come back soon. Just make sure you tell Dave that you insist I be the MC again for your show!Good luck in all you do... Sincerely, Tina Jim Hyatt(Wed May 15 22:11:46 EDT 2002)Thanks for being on my show today Sean! You are welcome back anytime. pete(Thu May 9 18:39:11 EDT 2002)Hi all. Does anyone know who sings "Beer Run"? It was on bob and tom i think on wednesday may 8th. It starts out, 'b' double 'e' double 'r' 'u' 'n', beer run...etc.I want a recording of that if anyone can let me know who sings it. Thanks larry the lounge lizard(Thu May 2 19:08:57 EDT 2002)hey dookie, how u doin, just droppin a line jumbroni me and the misses do the nasty every night to your stuff babee. you make her feel like a real woman. keep up the good work. David Schultz(Mon Apr 29 13:25:47 EDT 2002)Sean -- The guys I work with and I are really looking forward to seeing you in Erie May 9 - 11. Any idea which is the best performance to drive down (about 2 hours) to see? Any directions? David Sean Morey(Mon Apr 29 09:15:09 EDT 2002)Oh, alright. If you must. Thanks for the support and welcome to the dark side! Roger(Wed Apr 24 11:31:14 EDT 2002)Am new to the on-line thing and heard you on the radio this morning. Had to see if I am competent enough to gain access to a website and yours sounded great (and it is). I first heard "the toddler song" last November in Canton, OH. I had no information on where to get your material. Thanks to the "evil computer" I feel free to go into the Twenty-First Century. I will be sending a check for all five cd's in the near future, if you don't mind? compton(Sat Mar 30 23:41:30 EST 2002)PS. see how you can replace 'grease-man benelli' on 95 the met out of elmira NYPPS. try getting a show at the tioga county fair in whitneyville PA, ill tell you more if want more compton(Sat Mar 30 23:37:26 EST 2002)hey i love youre stuff. i have the 'man song' album. id like to know where i can get some more cds. i dont want to buy it online because they always charge shipping and handling, what a ripoff. they can ship it and ill handle it myself. better yet, they can handle it, and ill come pick it up. Michelle(Fri Mar 29 11:36:36 EST 2002)You are THE MAN!!! Absolutely hilarious! Please add KYSS FM 94.9 Missoula, MT to your links. The station regularly plays your songs! Keep up the great songs!! Daniel(Wed Mar 27 17:29:45 EST 2002)My wife and I saw Sean perform last night, and we laughed ourselves STUPID!!! He made fun of Iowa, yet, bonded with us. I think that's what natives do too (make fun of what is close to you, yet, remain faithful to those who are on your side). It was a benefit for terminally ill children (so they can go to Disneyland, etc.). So, the laughter he brought paid more dividends than he can imagine. Sean played the crowd really well...making fun of (i.e.- having fun with) children, farmers, and even a "pissed off guy" in the crowd. We never felt "beneath" him. We were with him all the way. And if laughter is truly the best medicine...THANK YOU DR. MOREY!!!! I've just ordered all five CD's. Mandi(Mon Mar 11 06:31:26 EST 2002)My boyfriend's got a hairy ass....And yes, he insists on wearing Speedos....he sleeps in a cold cold bed on those nights!! Mandi(Mon Mar 11 06:31:17 EST 2002)My boyfriend's got a hairy ass....And yes, he insists on wearing Speedos....he sleeps in a cold cold bed on those nights!! Mike(Sat Mar 9 21:17:33 EST 2002)What time is it when you go to the dentist? Tooth hurtee! But, you are the man Tue Mar 5 05:45:06 EST 2002()Sean Morey is the funniest and most talented guy working the circuit today.()Rockin' STeve(Tue Mar 5 05:44:28 EST 2002)Sean Morey is the funniest and most talented guy working the circuit today. LARRY(Thu Feb 28 19:22:30 EST 2002)I LIKE ALL OF YOUR SONGS. I HEAR THEM ON OLDIES 108 HERE IN SARASOTA IN THE MORNING WITH THE "MORNING CREW" (JONES & CRANE)THEY PLAY AT LEAST 2 EVERY DAY. KEEP THEM COMMING Angel(Thu Feb 28 02:40:32 EST 2002)I'm wondering if we can get the lyrics to the Woman Song posted as are the Man Song lyrics? :-) Michaela(Wed Feb 27 10:17:11 EST 2002)Sean- you are the man (though I doubt your wife would agree). You definitely need to visit Syracuse NY!!!! The Mandina's(Fri Feb 22 22:38:33 EST 2002)You need to come to wichita, ks I hear you on the raido all the time and you are the "The Man". RaNdY(Sat Feb 9 18:59:50 EST 2002)When are you coming to Des Moines??????????????? Steph(Sat Feb 2 10:15:45 EST 2002)Great songs Sean! I know if I am having a bad day and hear one of your songs come over the radio...it makes me laugh and keeps me going! John(Thu Jan 31 13:06:43 EST 2002)You are THE MAN!!! Fast Freddie(Mon Jan 28 21:00:53 EST 2002)Thanks for stopping by "Big Radio" in Youngstown again. As always you were a smash! Great response. Hope the shows went well. We'll have to write a new song next time you're here. Keep up the good work and break a leg in Fla... Fast Freddie(Mon Jan 28 21:00:29 EST 2002)Thanks for stopping by "Big Radio" in Youngstown again. As always you were a smash! Great response. Hope the shows went well. We'll have to write a new song next time you're here. Keep up the good work and break a leg in Fla... Sara(Wed Jan 23 11:38:40 EST 2002)I read in the paper that you're going to be the "Wake-up Comic" on WRMF and will be replacing Mickey Miller. Sorry as we are to see Mickey leaving, we'll be happy to hear you on the air. We listen to the get up and go show every morning and can't wait for your newest music. The last time you called in and did the Toddler Song, and the Man Who Doesn't Exist, we laughed our heads off!! Welcome to South Florida! Curtiss(Fri Jan 11 16:27:15 EST 2002)Hilarious! Heard you on K-Hits 96 in St. Louis this morning! (You'd better add them to your 'links' page, huh?) ekul rezihthgil(Wed Jan 9 19:48:50 EST 2002)you da bombdon't take any crap from herf! Keith(Sat Dec 22 06:50:52 EST 2001)A big Hello from the UK. Keep up the good work fella !!!! dave(Tue Dec 18 16:39:55 EST 2001)keep up the good work need to laugh in these times KarenLee(Mon Dec 17 11:01:37 EST 2001)where can i find lyrics--esp for "I think it's going to be a great day" ? Patricia and Haley(Sat Nov 24 21:43:55 EST 2001)YOUR SONGS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESCPECIALLY THE HAIRY ASS SONG!!! Lis Kerr(Fri Nov 23 17:42:24 EST 2001)I had only heard Sean's "Man's Song " & "Woman's Song" & then, after a while the "He said,she heard" piece etc on my local radio station - GWR in Bristol, England. It took me FOREVER to find out how to get details of how to purchase Sean's material. Even when I contacted the radio station SEVERAL TIMES (after I'd gone through all the CD outlets), they were VERY unsure of how to go about it. They, eventually (after numerous calls where no-one knew what/who I was even talking about), told me that I couldn't purchase anything in the UK which was REALLY unhelpful when it's something they are playing consistently for their listeners!!My son found the site for me and, although I had difficulty several months ago when I tried to purchase items and had several e-mails with someone from your company but didn't ever manage to order anything, I have, recently, managed to order a selection of CDs & T-shirt etc. I would like, obviously, to let others hear the CDs as I think Sean's material works very well. I think it would be much easier if people could actually purchase Sean's material in the UK - it has taken me a LONG time to sort it out - often, I've decided to not bother even trying!!!!!Perhaps you ought to think about more aggressive marketing in the UK - (or,at least, letting radio stations know how to get hold of the material that they are playing so that they CAN pass those details on to their listeners! The stations ARE, effectively, advertising for you) not many people would actually make the efforts that I have. The radio stations, obviously, need to have VERY accurate information to pass on to people who make inquiries - which my local station JUST DID NOT HAVE!!!!!!!!HOWEVER, after a VERY long and involved route, many thanks for my receipt of the CDs and the T-shirt that I ordered. I will let others hear the CDs - but you need to get your act together, guys!!!!!Of course, he's ONLY a man!!!!!!!Lis Dove Rouse(Wed Nov 21 17:56:56 EST 2001)Where can i get the lyrics to she's a Women? SARAH BARA BOB(Mon Nov 19 23:27:15 EST 2001)I TINK SEAN IS ABSOLUTLY FUNNY. I SHARE HIS CDS WITH EVERYONE I KNOW EVEN AT WORK. super(Sun Nov 18 23:55:23 EST 2001)do bob and tom rock? Dawn Knapp(Thu Nov 15 09:39:18 EST 2001)You are hilarious. Heard you on 98.1 the Hawk with Glenn and Heather in Binghamton, NY and couldn't stop laughing. I think you have a talent for making everyday life funny. Andy Kington(Mon Nov 12 18:07:29 EST 2001)Sean, i live in Australia & i can't find anything on you here in the town i live in. Can i download the Man song from anywhere ? Steve Kerrigan(Fri Nov 9 14:39:30 EST 2001)Sean,Love the new cd.Your a real pro and welcome on the show anytime.All the best. MARIO GARCIA(Thu Nov 8 15:07:52 EST 2001)GREAT JOB AT MAKING ME CRACK, EXCEPT THOSE MARRIED JOKES REALLY HIT TO CLOSE TO HOME. I AM GLAD I AM NOT ALONE. I TO AM TO DOG AT MY HOUSE, BUT ALSO NEUTERED! Terri Jones(Wed Nov 7 21:02:29 EST 2001)You the Man! Love your work. Look for you in Garland, TX (Dallas, TX) Steve Burke (Australia)(Thu Nov 1 06:30:57 EST 2001)I have become a fan, since hearing your songs on my local radio station 2WS (with Hans & Kayley). Are you coming to Australia (primarily Sydney)? Amy(Sun Oct 21 19:51:28 EDT 2001)I want every man I know to listen to the man song, including my Fiancee Kelly(yes that is a man, I can get pictures. Nude 8 by tens, and five by sevens.) BTW That nude pic thing was a joke. Vicky Riddett(Fri Oct 12 07:15:32 EDT 2001)Hi Sean. You are the man. When are you coming to Australia. Everyone here loves you totally. We think you are the best. You would have a sold out concert just with my friends. I am from Sydney Australia. Mary McChristy(Wed Oct 3 10:33:05 EDT 2001)Dear Sean: I had to write to thank you for appearing with Schulte & Swann on 9-28 in Cedar Rapids, IA, for their "Day of Laughter". I first heard "The Man Song" on 102.9 a couple of years ago and almost drove off the road laughing so hard. I enjoyed the "Day of Laughter" show very much. A chance to laugh and forget for a bit was much needed and you provided it in ample supply. Thanks again!Mary Tue Oct 2 04:40:13 EDT 2001()GOT UR NEW SHORT ALBUM ITS WELL CLASS. "THE TODLER SONG"IS THE BEST UR WEB SITES BRILL. C YA PS PLEASE COME TO THE UK SOON()Paul(Mon Sep 10 00:00:10 EDT 2001)"Cursing and Obscenity" was and may forever be, the funniest thing I have ever heard. I am forever grateful. :-) Brent Hudson(Fri Sep 7 06:53:59 EDT 2001)SeanPlease please come down under. Just slip your kid some brandy for the flight to Australia. Tina(Thu Aug 30 10:01:08 EDT 2001)You should come to Springfield, Missouri. There is a place called Sir-Laugh-A-Lots that would love to have you. Janice(Mon Aug 27 22:48:40 EDT 2001)Are you planning to come to Phx. AZ soon? I don't see it on the tour dates. Please come, You rock! stewart(Wed Aug 22 22:04:39 EDT 2001)my 4 year old thinks your funny and wants your CD.You should hear him say CD ,he might be a red neck Lyle(Wed Aug 22 12:10:42 EDT 2001)I heard you yesterday on KLOS in Los Angeles, you are one funny dude. Can't wait to buy your CD. Ron(Tue Aug 21 20:49:03 EDT 2001)I just heard you on KLOS 5 o'clock funnies. Funny stuff!! I can't wait to get your CDs and let my wife listen to this stuff! They'll make great gifts as well! Thomas Guidice(Tue Aug 21 13:41:06 EDT 2001)Come to WASHINGTON DC !Just a small hop from Richmond in OCTOBER. I love your songs - Thanks Tess(Wed Aug 15 19:12:36 EDT 2001)My husband has never heard of you,he's into that really lame comedy-anything stupid a guy likes, I usually don't get in to that stuff-you will be a great addition to his collection-in fact I am suprising him with tickets to your show next weekend in Stevens Point, WI! I can't wait till he gets a taste of you! brian(Mon Aug 6 18:10:09 EDT 2001)YOU ARE THE S--- !!!! HAVE'NT LAUGHED LAUGHED THIS HARD SINCE THE LAST TIME I LOOKED AT MY WIFES ASS!!! FUNNY STUFF 5 STARS!!! Chip(Fri Aug 3 00:26:06 EDT 2001)I heard you the other day on KMPS 94.1 FM here in the Tacoma/Seattle area and thought your songs were GREAT!! I got home and went right to your website to play a song or two for the wife, but unfortunately they were so short she wasn't able to get much out of them. Luckily I heard the full version of a few on the morning show and convinced her that the $40 investment will be more than worth it. Kerri(Wed Aug 1 00:05:40 EDT 2001)You rock! uh.............(Tue Jul 31 20:06:40 EDT 2001)i used to be a loser then i meeted sean and i winned the lottery realy Dana(Tue Jul 31 11:26:01 EDT 2001)Sean, I heard you this morning on KMPS up here in good ol' Washington and you made my commute so much more enjoyable....I wasn't so stressed out when I finally arrived to work. If your ever in Washington....the Everett Howard Johnson has a commedy show every Thursday night...I've seen some pretty talented people...I'm sure they'd love to have ya! Thanks for the laughs Suzie(Tue Jul 31 11:23:25 EDT 2001)Just heard you on KMPS 94.1 in Seattle. I always wondered who did the Man (and women) song. My ex-husband e-mailed it to me a couple years ago and the first time I heard it I was laughing so hard I was crying. I would love to come see a show but I didn't hear you say if you were playing at a club in Seattle. Let me know if at all possible. Greg(Mon Jul 30 00:54:01 EDT 2001)Hey Sean,We just saw you at CountryFest in Oregon. Great Stuff!! We had heard some of your songs but didn't know who did them. Great to get to "know" you finally. The jokes were great common sense stuff with a twist. Thanks for the belly laughs. We're going to order some "stuff". We is including my extremely significant other . . Suzan. She loved your stuff too. Keep up the good work. Karen Lowe(Sat Jul 28 18:23:00 EDT 2001)just heard'the toddler',you are a wizzard!! looking forward to your Cleveland area appearance!! LISA HARPER (WIFE/MOM)(Sat Jul 28 16:46:43 EDT 2001)YOU NEED TO COME TO CHARLOTTE!:o)KEEP UP THE GOOD TUNES*** LISA HARPER (WIFE/MOM)(Sat Jul 28 16:46:30 EDT 2001)YOU NEED TO COME TO CHARLOTTE!:o)KEEP UP THE GOOD TUNES*** Victoria Facey(Thu Jul 26 21:17:42 EDT 2001)Sean, I heard you on KLOS 5:00 Funnies about 2 weeks ago. I plan to buy your "Her Way" CD for my husband. He'll think you're a GOD! Thanks for bringing it home! Paul(Hey, I heard you on the Bob and Tom show and I think your stuff is great. I was wondering if I could find tabs of some of your stuff (The Man Song, and He Said, She Heard, especially). I want to play it for some of my friends. Thanks for any help. (E-mail me))Sean, the flowgo website has a knock-off video of you on it...Thought you might like to know...I sent the link to BOB and Tom...@mccallie.org David MacNeaney(Sun Jul 22 10:22:59 EDT 2001)Sean, I think your songs are fantastic. I ordered one of your CDs last week but have heard nothing - just wondering if you send out order confirmations or anything like that so I know my details were received. Dan P(Sat Jul 21 07:27:08 EDT 2001)You are to funny!! Jen G.(Thu Jul 19 13:13:44 EDT 2001)When are you coming to the Los Angeles area? Larry&Steven Green(Wed Jul 18 03:16:27 EDT 2001)My son and I, heard you for the first time on the five 0'clock funnies,(KLOS)and laughed our butts off! Great stuff! "That's Anoying" and "I think it's gonna be a good day" are "legendary"! Love to see your act son. (Wierd Al WHO?) -[-bob-]-(Mon Jul 16 09:07:42 EDT 2001)I was wondering where I could find "Ghost Chickens in the Sky". That's one funny ass song. Jake(Sat Jul 14 07:20:29 EDT 2001)Sean is in Peoria this weekend and hanging out at our station. I can honestly say that he is as nice as he is comical. Joyce Paine(Fri Jul 13 12:10:43 EDT 2001)Can I order the Toddler Song? Phil(Sun Jul 8 18:36:41 EDT 2001)I have an evil and cunning plan to get a bus load of Japanese tourists, doing a karaoke world invasion using your material, wish me luck ! Brett(Sun Jul 8 12:25:07 EDT 2001)Sean, I almost wrecked my car the first time I heard the man song- how true it really is, especially for us married guys, I might see your show at Stevens Point, come to Fargo, ND we would love to see your show- keep it up Miriam J. Kershaw(Fri Jul 6 02:54:42 EDT 2001)Sean, It's hard to hit my particular humor but you do it right and do it well.....and ironically, your songs are TRUE!! Love, Miriam (originally from MS, but now in Texas.....where it ain't much better lol.) Lee Ann Guerrero(Thu Jun 28 03:48:03 EDT 2001)Well, Sean, you've made it. I just got a joke email from a friend, that included the "Man Song". You've hit the Internet joke circuit! Andrew Polino(Tue Jun 26 21:07:01 EDT 2001)Hey Sean!Greetings from an old fan!You're definitely the best of them all. I can't wait for the next album. Continue delivering the good stuff. You're the man! chuck McCombs(Sun Jun 17 04:54:02 EDT 2001)Top shelf,every time.Good for you. Don Bell(Sat Jun 16 10:52:14 EDT 2001)Hi Sean I love your recordings.Can I buy without a credit card? Stew Pedasso(Tue Jun 5 20:44:11 EDT 2001)Will you be coming to Montreal, Canada for the Comedey Fest in the summer??....I checked "tour dates" but no mention..too big to miss!! Kristoffer(Tue Jun 5 13:06:10 EDT 2001)You are so funny. I heard you for the first time a year ago in Portland Maine. I was on my way to work, tired and stressed. My wife had just given birth to our son (he's going to be one at the end of the month). I think that the radio show was called "Tim and Liz in the morning" or something like that. You was so funny, and I am still laughing. Right now I am living in Sweden. So thanks for your web site. By the way, can I buy your CD's from here?Thanks for making us laugh :) Carol(Fri Jun 1 08:51:06 EDT 2001)Sean Will be performing at Zanies in Nashville, TN July 19-21. You can check out his performance schedule under "Tour Dates" Charles(Wed May 30 22:34:21 EDT 2001)Will you come to Nashville? I've heard some of your songs from the Bob and Tom Show. You 'Da Man!!! Liz Calvin(Sat May 12 11:47:17 EDT 2001)Just Order all four of your albums! I cannot wait for their arrival, I heard the man song,and finnaly track down the artist.Hopefully your be on tour in my city soon, St. Louis. Your funnier than Jeff FoxW! LOLWishing You Great Success Brad Sibla(Wed May 9 09:13:07 EDT 2001)Keep the songs coming Sean! I have had many laughs. You are one funny Dude. Brad Sibla(Wed May 9 09:12:59 EDT 2001)Keep the songs coming Sean! I have had many laughs. You are one funny Dude. Jessica(Sun May 6 16:40:42 EDT 2001)Hello from Anchorage, Alaska! :) My fianceand I enjoy your cd's and wanted to sayTHANKS!! If you ever want to come uphere I suggest contacting the "Fly By Night Club".We'd love to have you here! And if you likefishing, this place is the best!TAKE CARE! Sean Morey(Tue May 1 16:30:50 EDT 2001)Hi Kerry, Thank you for being the first contributor to my new message board. You are correct, I AM THE MAN! (until my wife gets home) kerry(Mon Apr 30 15:39:05 EDT 2001)Sean Morey is THE MAN!!! |