Welcome to Comedian Sean Morey's website

"The Man" Sean Morey
Official Web Site!

He's the guy who does "The Man Song"


- Tom Griswold, of the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Show


-Los Angeles Times

Writer and Singer of: "THE MAN SONG" and

"DEAR SANTA", "IT'S CHRISTMAS", "THE LITTLE ALTAR BOY", "TV IN THE JOHN", "THE MAN WHO DOESN'T EXIST!", "THE WOMAN WHO DOESN'T EXIST!", "SCREWING AROUND AT WORK," "WHY?", "THE BACK-UP SINGERS,""THE WOMAN SONG," "GREAT DAY," "BAD DAY," "I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS," "GOOD/BAD," "HE SAID, SHE HEARD," "THE ANNOYING SONG," "THE BABY SONG," "REPO MAN," "I DID IT HER WAY," "A HAIRY ASS," "MAGIC MINI-VAN," "THE LOVERS DUET," "NO MAN'S LAND, (THE PURSE SONG)," "THE TODDLER SONG" AND MANY MORE!!!!!

CD: Sex Now with Sean Morey
CD: The Man Who Doesn't Exist
CD: It's Gonna Be A GREAT DAY!
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CD: He's the Man
CD: I Did It Her Way
CD: When a Man Loves a TV
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Sex Now with Sean Morey. The album contains eight songs, 62 tracks of stand up and four cleaner versions of some songs.

CD: Sex Now with Sean Mory

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 Sex Now with Sean Morey
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Comedy Songs:
1. Sex Now (PG-13)
2. The Apathy Song (R)
3. Dear Santa (PG)
4. The Irony Song (G)
5. Yesterday (PG)
6. My Valentine Ho (PG-13)
7. Chocolate (PG)
8. I Settled For You (PG)

Stand Up Comedy:
9. Banjos (G)
10. Guitar Fad (G)
11. Brazilian (G)
12. Fake ID (G)
13. Gray Hair (G)
14. You Know You’re Getting Old... (PG)
15. Pec And Bicep Implants (G)
16. Young Tony Bennett (G)
17. Military Time (G)
18. “O’clock” (G)
19. Surround Sound (PG)
20. Potato Skins (PG)
21. Peking Duck (G)
22. Chinese Food Court Ladies (G)
23. One Hour Photo (G)
24. “Can I help you to your car?” (G)
25. “And you’re with?” (PG)
26. Directions (G)
27. Tech Support (PG-13)
28. Million Dad March (G)
29. Gay Marriages (PG-13)
30. David Crosby (PG-13)
31. Passive Aggressive Panhandling (G)
32. Belated Sympathy Card (PG)
33. Things Not To Say At A Funeral (PG)
34. Colds (PG-13)
35. Sneezing (PG-13)
36. Lazer Eye Surgery (G)
37. Post Nasal Drip (PG-13)
38. Bathroom Shy (PG-13)
39. Drown In Vomit (PG)
40. Divorce (G)
41. Easter (G)
42. Easter Bunny (G)
43. Spring Fashions (G)
44. Smelly Stores (PG)
45. Pet Bakeries (PG-13)
46. Single Dad (PG-13)
47. Internet Dating (PG-13)
48. Old Photos (G)
49. 18th Century Tourettes (G)
50. Spanking (PG)
51. Bad Names (G)
52. Alien Abductions (G)
53. Bad Kissers (PG)
54. Childhood Love (PG)
55. Shrink (G)
56. Fear Of Commitment (G)
57. Widows (G)
58. Bad Boys (G)
59. Sexual Thoughts (PG)
60. Things Not To Say During Sex (PG-13)
61. Things Not To Say When Meeting Your Girlfriend’s Parents (PG-13)
62. Nude Or Naked (PG-13)
63. A Better World (PG-13)
64. Sex Wakes Women Up (PG-13)
65. Free Porn (PG-13)
66. Annoying Porn Sites (PG-13)
67. Carpal Tongue-Al Syndrome (R)
68. World’s Worst Birthday Present (PG)
69. Michael Jackson (PG-13)
70. Blues (G)
Edited Cleaner Versions:
71. Sex Now (PG)
72. Apathy (G)
73. I Settled For You (G)
74. Chocolate (G)

Sean's first album He's The Man. The album contains nine songs and a whole "live" show of Sean's award winning stand-up comedy.  The contents are listed below.  Click title to hear a clip.  Be patient, it takes several seconds before it plays:

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"Live" with studio audience:
1.  The Man Song
2.  Magic Mini-Van
3.  A Hairy Ass
4.  The Woman Song
5.  On The Internet
6.  He Said, She Heard
7.  Ghost Chickens In The Sky
"Live" nightclub show with stand-up comedy and songs:
8.  Public School
9.  Prisons
10.  L.A.
11.  The South
12.  Food
13.  Stupid Stuff
14.  Annoying Stuff
15.  Ghost Chickens
16.  He Said, She Heard
17.  A Hairy Ass
18.  Marriage
19.  Babies
20.  Men & Women
21.  The Audience Song
22.  On The Internet
23.  The Man Song
24.  The Woman Song
25.  It's Christmas Time Again

Sean's CD, The Man Who Doesn't Exist! contains eight great new comedy songs!

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The Man Who Doesn't Exist!
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1. The Man Who Doesn't Exist
2. Screwing Around At Work
3. The Back-Up Singers
4. Why?
5. The Woman Who Doesn't Exist
6. The Dog Song
7. The Cat Song
8. Let Your Bellies Out, Boys

I Think It's Gonna Be A GREAT DAY!, is a CD containing 5 new songs and 3 improved live versions of some Sean Morey favorites.

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I Think It's Gonna Be A GREAT DAY!
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1.  I think it's gonna be a Great Day! (rated G)
2.  I'm dreaming of a White Trash Christmas (rated G)
3. Good/Bad (rated PG-13)
4. The Toddler Song (rated G)
5. I think it's gonna be a Bad Day (rated G)
IMPROVED LIVE VERSIONS
6. No Man's Land (The Purse Song) (rated G)
7. The Baby Song (rated G)
8. He Said, She Heard (rated G)

Sean's second album I Did It Her Way was released to critical acclaim.  It contains several great new songs and lots of hilarious new stand-up comedy.  The contents are listed below.  Click title to hear a clip.   Be patient, it takes several seconds before it plays:

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 I Did It Her Way
CDs $15.00
Cassettes $12.00

Live from "The Ice House" in Pasadena, California:
1.  Her Way ("The Anniversary Song")
2.  Billy Boy
3.  The Annoying Song
4.  It's All About Me
5.  Corn
6.  Repo Man is Coming to Town
7.  Grandpa the Snowman
Stand-Up Comedy:
8.  L. A.
9.  Fireworks
10.  Lawsuits and Weird Products
11.  Television Stupidity
12.  Nature Specials and Movie Food
13.  Dumb Signs and Supermarkets
14.  Around the House
15.  Miscellaneous Observations
16.  Babies
17.  Weird Behavior
18.  Weird Behavior 2
19.  Weird Behavior 3
20.  Pets
21.  Men/Women
22.  Sex and Birth Control
23.  Marriage
24.  Marriage 2

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All orders placed via this web site are done on a secure server. All information provided is encrypted and secured for maximum safety. You will be transferred to the secure web site before being asked for sensitive information. Ordering on this web site is safer than using a credit card at the mall!  Orders can also be placed by:
- calling 1-800-96 SONGS (1-800-967-6647)
- overseas orders 1-517-256-0076
- mailing order to:
Sean Morey Productions
P.O. Box 28
Williamston, MI  48895-0028

When a Man Loves a TV
CDs $15.00
Cassettes $12.00

1.  The Baby Song (rated G)
2.  I Will Survive (The Inlaws) (rated G)
3.  The Lovers Duet (rated G)
4.  Diarrheaville (rated G)
5.  At Home Depot (rated G)
6.  The Presidents Day Song (rated G)
7.  When a Man Loves a TV (rated G)
8.  Back in the AARP (rated G)
9.  No Man's Land (rated G)
10.  I am the Plantiff (rated G)
11.  Horny Porny Christmas (rated PG-13)
12.  The Impossible Space (rated G)
Cleaner versions of some songs from other Sean Morey albums:
13.  The Woman Song (rated G)
14.  A Hairy "Butt" (rated PG)
15.  The Annoying Song (rated PG)

"The Evolution of Man"
T-Shirt (One size fits most) $15.00

High grade 100% cotton, white shirt with "The Evolution of Man" printed on front.

On the back:
The words to
"The Man Song!"

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"Top Dog" Hat
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Low profile cotton hat with embroidered "TOP DOG" on front "NEUTERED" on back!

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SEAN'S TOUR DATES

Sean's Tour Dates

-Pat & Tom
KNCI radio
Sacramento

For booking information,
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Date Venue Location Ticket Info. Sponsor
11/3 Knights of Columbus Lima, OH For Tickets Call 419-223-0761
11/4 Shooters Saginaw, MI For Tickets Call 989-781-6333
11/8 Corporate Show
11/11 Menomonie Stout Ale House Menomonie, WI For Tickets 715-233-3333 or 715-830-4000
11/17,18 Connxtions Comedy Club Lansing MI For tickets Call 517-482-1468 or www.connxtionscomedyclub.com
12/1 Treehouse Lounge Bloomington, IL

For Tickets Call 309-662-5231

Treehouse Lounge and Comedy Club
12/2 Canopy Club Urbana, IL For Tickets Call 217-344-BAND
12/8,9 Shorty's Saloon Boise, ID

For Tickets Call#208-323-0555, Shows begins at 7pm We will be on sale at Select a Seat: Fans can buy tickets at Albertsons, on idahotickets.com, or by calling 208-426-1494.
12/15 Streeters 1669 Garfield, Traverse City, MI For tickets go online at streetersonline.com
12/31 The Bob and Tom Tour at the Fox Theater Bakersfield, CA For Tickets www.foxtheateronline.com
1/6/07 Private Party Chico, CA
1/19,20 The Comedy Forum St Louis, MO For Tickets Call 636-498-1234
1/26 Hult Center – University of Oregon Eugene, OR

Bob and Tom tour
Buy Tickets Now: Hult Center Ticket Office 514-682-5000
All TICKETS.COM Locations
1/27 Toyota Center Kennewick, WA

Bob and Tom tour
Buy Tickets Now:Toyota Center Box Office 800-325-7328
All TICKETWEST.COM Locations
2/2 The Seasons Modesto, CA 21 and over Presented by KHKK The Hawk Tickets bought on the internet will be waiting at the box office for the purchaser the night of the show.
To purchase with cash or check, visit Barker's Music 519 McHenry Avenue, or The Seasons, 945 McHenry Avenue in Modesto 		 
2/9 The Paramount Theater Anderson, IN Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Now:
Lima Civic Center Box Office 888-377-0641 or 419-224-1552
2/16,17 Starline Fresno, CA For Tickets Call 559-485-7517
2/23 Morris Performing Arts Center South Bend, IN Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Now:
Morris PAC Box Office 800-537-6415
2/24 Orpheum Theater Madison, WI Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Now:
Orpheum Box Office 608-255-4646
3/9 Farmington Civic Center Farmington, NM Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Farmington Civic Center 877-599-3331 / 505-599-1148
3/10 Spokane Opera House Spokane, WA Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Now:
Spokane Opera House
All TICKETWEST Locations 800-325-7328
3/16 Pikes Peak Center Colorado Springs, CO Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Friday, January 19: Pikes Peak Center Box Office 719-520-7469
All TICKETWEST.COM Locations 800-325-7328
3/17 Shrine Auditorium Billings, MT Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Now:
All TICKETWEST.COM Locations 800-325-7328
3/23 Fort Smith, AR Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Friday, January 12: All Ticket Bound Locations 800-737-4040
3/24 Joplin Memorial Hall Joplin, MO Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Friday, January 12:
Memorial Hall Box Office 417-623-3254
4/6 Ovens Auditorium Charlotte, NC Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets February 23: All Ticketmaster Location
Cricket Arena Box Office 704-525-1717
4/7 Davenport, IA Adler Theater Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Friday, January 19 All Ticketmaster Locations
Adler Theatre Box Office 563-326-1111
4/27 Peoria Civic Center Peoria, IL Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets, February 16th
All Ticketmaster Locations
Civic Center Box Office 309-676-8700
4/28 Orpheum Theater Wichita, KS Bob and Tom Tour
Buy Tickets Friday, January 26
All Select A Seat Locations 316-755-SEAT		  
5/4 Jakes Back Room Lubbock, TX Shows 8 +10 PM  
5/10-12 8th Street Comedy Club Odessa, TX For Tickets Call 432-366-LAFF  
5/18 Bob and Tom Comedy All-Stars Kearny Event Center Kearny, NE  
5/19 Bob and Tom Comedy All-Stars Bob Hope Theater Stockton, CA  
6/1,2 The Funny Farm Youngstown, OH For Tickets Call 330.759.HAHA  
6/15,16 Penguins Comedy Club Cedar Rapids, IA

For Tickets Call 319-362-8133

 
6/22, 23 Nitwits Comedy Club Sioux Falls, SD For Tickets Call (605) 274-9656 (888) 798-0277
7/12-16 Penguins Comedy Club Bettendorf, IA For Tickets Call 563 324-LAFF
7/27, 28 Wileys Comedy Club Dayton, OH For Tickets Call 937-224-JOKE

HIRE SEAN FOR YOUR PRIVATE PARTY OR BUSINESS EVENT! SEAN WILL EVEN WRITE A CUSTOM SONG ABOUT YOU OR YOUR GROUP. CONTACT Amy at 1-800-96-SONGS!


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