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He's the guy who does "The Man Song"

- Tom Griswold, of the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Show

-Los Angeles Times

Writer and Singer of: "THE MAN SONG" and

"DEAR SANTA", "IT'S CHRISTMAS", "THE LITTLE ALTAR BOY", "TV IN THE JOHN", "THE MAN WHO DOESN'T EXIST!", "THE WOMAN WHO DOESN'T EXIST!", "SCREWING AROUND AT WORK," "WHY?", "THE BACK-UP SINGERS,""THE WOMAN SONG," "GREAT DAY," "BAD DAY," "I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS," "GOOD/BAD," "HE SAID, SHE HEARD," "THE ANNOYING SONG," "THE BABY SONG," "REPO MAN," "I DID IT HER WAY," "A HAIRY ASS," "MAGIC MINI-VAN," "THE LOVERS DUET," "NO MAN'S LAND, (THE PURSE SONG)," "THE TODDLER SONG" AND MANY MORE!!!!!

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Sean Morey's Best Songs (Volume One). Sean's great new collection of 13 favorites including the new hit "The A.D.D. Song!" Many of these classics are updated versions. Soon to be followed by Sean Morey's Best Songs Volume Two!

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Sean Morey's Best Songs (Volume One)
CDs $15.00

1. The Man Song
2. Dear Santa
3. The A.D.D. Song
4. I Think its Gonna be a Great Day
5. The Toddler Song
6. The Man Who Doesn't Exist
7. Love through the Ages
8. Chocolate
9. It's All About Me
10. A Hairy Ass
11. The Cat Song
12. I Think it's Gonna be a Bad Day
13. Repo Man is Coming To Town
8. Chocolate

Sean's first album He's The Man. The album contains nine songs and a whole "live" show of Sean's award winning stand-up comedy. The contents are listed below. Click title to hear a clip. Be patient, it takes several seconds before it plays:
	He's The Man CDs $15.00 "Live" with studio audience: 1. The Man Song 2. Magic Mini-Van 3. A Hairy Ass 4. The Woman Song 5. On The Internet 6. He Said, She Heard 7. Ghost Chickens In The Sky "Live" nightclub show with stand-up comedy and songs: 8. Public School 9. Prisons 10. L.A. 11. The South 12. Food 13. Stupid Stuff 14. Annoying Stuff 15. Ghost Chickens 16. He Said, She Heard 17. A Hairy Ass 18. Marriage 19. Babies 20. Men & Women 21. The Audience Song 22. On The Internet 23. The Man Song 24. The Woman Song 25. It's Christmas Time Again
Sean's CD, The Man Who Doesn't Exist! contains eight great new comedy songs!
	The Man Who Doesn't Exist! CDs $15.00 1. The Man Who Doesn't Exist 2. Screwing Around At Work 3. The Back-Up Singers 4. Why? 5. The Woman Who Doesn't Exist 6. The Dog Song 7. The Cat Song 8. Let Your Bellies Out, Boys

I Think It's Gonna Be A GREAT DAY!, is a CD containing 5 new songs and 3 improved live versions of some Sean Morey favorites.

I Think It's Gonna Be A GREAT DAY!
CDs $15.00

1. I think it's gonna be a Great Day! (rated G)
2. I'm dreaming of a White Trash Christmas (rated G)
3. Good/Bad (rated PG-13)
4. The Toddler Song (rated G)
5. I think it's gonna be a Bad Day (rated G)
IMPROVED LIVE VERSIONS
6. No Man's Land (The Purse Song) (rated G)
7. The Baby Song (rated G)
8. He Said, She Heard (rated G)

Sean's second album I Did It Her Way was released to critical acclaim. It contains several great new songs and lots of hilarious new stand-up comedy. The contents are listed below. Click title to hear a clip. Be patient, it takes several seconds before it plays:

I Did It Her Way
CDs $15.00
Cassettes $12.00

Live from "The Ice House" in Pasadena, California:
1. Her Way ("The Anniversary Song")
2. Billy Boy
3. The Annoying Song
4. It's All About Me
5. Corn
6. Repo Man is Coming to Town
7. Grandpa the Snowman
Stand-Up Comedy:
8. L. A.
9. Fireworks
10. Lawsuits and Weird Products
11. Television Stupidity
12. Nature Specials and Movie Food
13. Dumb Signs and Supermarkets
14. Around the House
15. Miscellaneous Observations
16. Babies
17. Weird Behavior
18. Weird Behavior 2
19. Weird Behavior 3
20. Pets
21. Men/Women
22. Sex and Birth Control
23. Marriage
24. Marriage 2

All orders placed via this web site are done on a secure server. All information provided is encrypted and secured for maximum safety. You will be transferred to the secure web site before being asked for sensitive information. Ordering on this web site is safer than using a credit card at the mall! Orders can also be placed by:
- calling 1-800-96 SONGS (1-800-967-6647)
- overseas orders 1-310-474-8038
- mailing order to:
Sean Morey Productions
1834 Thayer Ave #5
Los Angeles, CA 90025

When a Man Loves a TV
CDs $15.00
Cassettes $12.00

1. The Baby Song (rated G)
2. I Will Survive (The Inlaws) (rated G)
3. The Lovers Duet (rated G)
4. Diarrheaville (rated G)
5. At Home Depot (rated G)
6. The Presidents Day Song (rated G)
7. When a Man Loves a TV (rated G)
8. Back in the AARP (rated G)
9. No Man's Land (rated G)
10. I am the Plantiff (rated G)
11. Horny Porny Christmas (rated PG-13)
12. The Impossible Space (rated G)
Cleaner versions of some songs from other Sean Morey albums:
13. The Woman Song (rated G)
14. A Hairy "Butt" (rated PG)
15. The Annoying Song (rated PG)

"The Evolution of Man"
T-Shirt (One size fits most) $15.00

High grade 100% cotton, white shirt with "The Evolution of Man" printed on front.

On the back:
The words to
"The Man Song!"

"Top Dog" Hat
$15.00

Low profile cotton hat with embroidered "TOP DOG" on front "NEUTERED" on back!

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SEAN'S TOUR DATES

Sean's Tour Dates

-Pat & Tom
KNCI radio
Sacramento

For booking information,
call Amy at 1-800-96-SONGS

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Date	Venue	Location	Ticket Info.	Sponsor
12/7-8	Mason City Limites	Mason City, IL	For Tickets (217) 482-LAFF
12/21-22	The Starline	Fresno, CA	For Tickets (559) 486-5356
12/31	The Seasons	Modesto, CA	For Tickets (209) 523-4000
1/19	Genetti Hotel	Williamsport, PA	Tickets are available at The Genetti Hotel and at KISS FM
1/24	Piggy's Sports Bar	Angola, IN	For Tickets (260) 665-7550
2/1	Punxsutawney Elks Club - Grand Ballroom	Punxsutawney, PA	7:00 pm & 9:30 pm (two shows) Special Guest: Comedy Magician "MICHAELANGELO" Open to the public. Tickets: (814) 938-2346
2/2	Ramey Firehall "Club Comedy Night"	Punxsutawney, PA	7:00 pm Special Guest: Comedy Magician "MICHAELANGELO" Open to the public. Tickets: (814) 378-5878 & (814) 378-8407
2/2	Punxsutawney Elks Club - Grand Ballroom	Punxsutawney, PA	Late Night Show - 10:30 pm Special Guest: Comedy Magician "MICHAELANGELO" Open to the public. Tickets: (814) 938-2346
2/15	The Rutledge	Nashville, TN	For Tickets (615) 782-6858
2/16	SentryWorld	Stevens Point, WI	Tickets are $20 in advance and $24 the day of the show. Call 715-345-1600
3/14-15	The Funny Farm	Youngstown, OH	For Tickets (330) 759-4242
3/28-29	Pengunes Comedy Club	Cedar Rapids, IA	For Tickets (319) 362-8133
4/18, 19, 29	McCurdy's Comedy Theater	Sarasota, FL	(941) 925-FUNY (3869) or mccurdyscomedy.com
5/16	Firefighters Ride for MDA	Wausau, WI	http://www.wausaufire.com/mda_ride_2008.php
6/19, 20, 21	Wiley's Comedy Club	Dayton, OH	937-224-JOKE or wileyscomedyclub.com
6/22	Private Corporate Show
7/10-12	Penguins Comedy Club	Davenport, IA	For Tickets (563) 324-5233
8/7, 8, 9	The Comedy Forum	St. Peter's, MO	636) 498-1234 or comedyforum.com

HIRE SEAN FOR YOUR PRIVATE PARTY OR BUSINESS EVENT! SEAN WILL EVEN WRITE A CUSTOM SONG ABOUT YOU OR YOUR GROUP. CONTACT Amy at 1-800-96-SONGS!

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